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 Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:37 am
George Sloane Virgil Hawkins *wraps barstool in tinfoil**a-he-he-hem* *raises sword*I do hereby declare this land rightly conquered by the fair rule of King Hawkins, and dub thee Bistronia! scream *sits on barstool throne* Cast off the yoke of oppression! Stand fast for your rights! Do not let these upper-class rulers deprive you of your basic human needs! Join me in tearing down this foul new regime! Just an excuse to use another exclamation point! Cake, I say! Cake for the commoners! Fuel their rage with delicious buttercream frosting!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:38 am
KittyPryde * snickers* Kitty has a question. Is King Hawkins going to speak in 3rd person often? We shall speak... eth in... yon 3rd person, whenst we wish... eth.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:41 am
Virgil Hawkins We shall speak... eth in... yon 3rd person, whenst we wish... eth. Yes sir.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:41 am
I like cake. And Cake. I now support this new monarchy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:44 am
Huzzah! A boon for Bistronia! Cake for all! And individual cakes for those who don't like that messy communal business!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:55 am
Well your Hawkinsness. I have to go now..
Later guys!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:59 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:17 am
If I am to support you I require two things: that I be the sole court jester and a monkey.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:23 am
This can be arranged. I hereby decree... eth thee sole Court Jester in perpetuity!
You'll find your monkey in the kitchen monkey sanctuary.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:31 am
All hail King Virgil the... hey what's your roman numeral? sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:37 am
THE ONE TRUE VIRGIL! scream
So, I suppose that'd be 'I' then.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:39 am
All hail King Virgil the Eye! scream
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:42 pm
Yes, all shall hail me and my fancy umbrella! scream
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:47 pm
I call Court Magician!
*grabs slice of cake*
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