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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:12 pm


Cabron LaSwan
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>posing in front of a mirror in my underwear in the bathroom (mostly just me checking for scrapes, cuts, etc)
>door opened a crack, notice someone looking
>brother: "Uh, she [he points to a female behind him] needs to use the bathroom"
>walk by her with an "ALPHA AS ********" look, still in my skivvies

>take a shower
>walk naked through the hall back to my room
>pass two girls and a guy,
>wink at the guy, ignore the ladies

If that was me, I probably would have pinched your a** for lulz.
This is why people confuse you for gay.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:52 pm


Harusame Mizukishi
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>posing in front of a mirror in my underwear in the bathroom (mostly just me checking for scrapes, cuts, etc)
>door opened a crack, notice someone looking
>brother: "Uh, she [he points to a female behind him] needs to use the bathroom"
>walk by her with an "ALPHA AS ********" look, still in my skivvies

>take a shower
>walk naked through the hall back to my room
>pass two girls and a guy,
>wink at the guy, ignore the ladies

If that was me, I probably would have pinched your a** for lulz.
Not gonna lie, I would have grabbed your arm and pulled you close without bothering to see who it was. xd

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:29 pm


Wantcookie
Harusame Mizukishi
Wantcookie
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>posing in front of a mirror in my underwear in the bathroom (mostly just me checking for scrapes, cuts, etc)
>door opened a crack, notice someone looking
>brother: "Uh, she [he points to a female behind him] needs to use the bathroom"
>walk by her with an "ALPHA AS ********" look, still in my skivvies

>take a shower
>walk naked through the hall back to my room
>pass two girls and a guy,
>wink at the guy, ignore the ladies

If that was me, I probably would have pinched your a** for lulz.
Not gonna lie, I would have grabbed your arm and pulled you close without bothering to see who it was. xd

XD
PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:08 pm


I don't ******** believe this. My spanish book actually wants me to write a Tweet in spanish.

I don't have a Twitter and I refuse to get one.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:43 am


I am ~15 lbs away from having a healthy BMI.

I have a doctors' appointment on the 29th. I should remember to get my height measured. I've been going with 5'3 since I was mid-puberty because I liked the number 3, but I could very likely have grown.

plus I am lazy and sick of counting calories so if i'm 5'5 that means I'm done
PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:14 am


7 am

not tired at all

WHAT IS THIS FOUL WIZARDRY!?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:30 am


Cabron LaSwan
I am ~15 lbs away from having a healthy BMI.

I have a doctors' appointment on the 29th. I should remember to get my height measured. I've been going with 5'3 since I was mid-puberty because I liked the number 3, but I could very likely have grown.

plus I am lazy and sick of counting calories so if i'm 5'5 that means I'm done

*applause*
Technically I've been underweight for the past year or so, but the BMI is an impressively outdated system that really doesn't make sense anymore.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:33 pm


Wantcookie
Cabron LaSwan
I am ~15 lbs away from having a healthy BMI.

I have a doctors' appointment on the 29th. I should remember to get my height measured. I've been going with 5'3 since I was mid-puberty because I liked the number 3, but I could very likely have grown.

plus I am lazy and sick of counting calories so if i'm 5'5 that means I'm done

*applause*
Technically I've been underweight for the past year or so, but the BMI is an impressively outdated system that really doesn't make sense anymore.
It never took muscle mass into account, so it was always flawed. Still, a goal's a goal. I should probably just go until I like the way I look and feel, but winter's coming so I want an excuse to feel accomplished enough to skip my walks on the cold days.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:35 pm


My cat, Jasper, has been missing for about a week. I've been kind of worried but not too worried cause he has gone off for days before and come back.

Last night we noticed the smell of something dead coming from beneath our neighbor's drive way in there storm drain line. Zach looked into today but couldn't see what it was. He called the city to come get it and they won't come until Monday.

I didn't really think of the two things as connected but now I am and I am so desperately afraid that it is my cat in that ******** drain and I'm freaking out. I just spent 20 minutes in the car sobbing, I didn't come into the house cause I didn't want to have to talk to our roommate about it. I desperately hope it's not him in that drain, but oh god what if it is? I cannot even handle this...

It has been raining all day, and I feel like that would have finally brought him home and he's not home and I'm just so worried and upset.

Oh god.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:15 am


Have I mentioned I hate kids?

'Cause I do.

After she's spent a good ten minutes harassing my cat, and insisting said cat is only biting her because she tastes good:
"I'M HUNGRY, YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHIPS CAN I HAVE SOME"
"Well actually, those are for me" (and i kind of bought these to replace all the ones you ate yesterday)
I give her some nuts instead.
"I'M THIRSTY"
Helps herself to a drink from my fridge. Neglects to close it.
"CAN WE WATCH THAT MOVIE"
"You probably won't have time to finish it."
I put it on anyway; it's 20 minutes to the end.
When it's over:
"CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN"
"You definitely don't have time."
"YES I DO"

:I

Why do I always get stuck babysitting?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:28 am


Cabron LaSwan
Have I mentioned I hate kids?

'Cause I do.

After she's spent a good ten minutes harassing my cat, and insisting said cat is only biting her because she tastes good:
"I'M HUNGRY, YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHIPS CAN I HAVE SOME"
"Well actually, those are for me" (and i kind of bought these to replace all the ones you ate yesterday)
I give her some nuts instead.
"I'M THIRSTY"
Helps herself to a drink from my fridge. Neglects to close it.
"CAN WE WATCH THAT MOVIE"
"You probably won't have time to finish it."
I put it on anyway; it's 20 minutes to the end.
When it's over:
"CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN"
"You definitely don't have time."
"YES I DO"

:I

Why do I always get stuck babysitting?

Aww.
I love when I get a chance to take care of kids, but I'm always drained beyond belief when their parents come by.
Like that one time where the parents came home and found their daughter passed out on top of me while I was asleep on the couch.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:32 am


-Dessynea-
Cat! crying

D:
I'm so sorry, I wish I could help somehow. D:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:36 pm


Wantcookie
Cabron LaSwan
Have I mentioned I hate kids?

'Cause I do.

After she's spent a good ten minutes harassing my cat, and insisting said cat is only biting her because she tastes good:
"I'M HUNGRY, YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHIPS CAN I HAVE SOME"
"Well actually, those are for me" (and i kind of bought these to replace all the ones you ate yesterday)
I give her some nuts instead.
"I'M THIRSTY"
Helps herself to a drink from my fridge. Neglects to close it.
"CAN WE WATCH THAT MOVIE"
"You probably won't have time to finish it."
I put it on anyway; it's 20 minutes to the end.
When it's over:
"CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN"
"You definitely don't have time."
"YES I DO"

:I

Why do I always get stuck babysitting?

Aww.
I love when I get a chance to take care of kids, but I'm always drained beyond belief when their parents come by.
Like that one time where the parents came home and found their daughter passed out on top of me while I was asleep on the couch.
The only kids I really like hanging out with are my brothers. They've never thrown fits (they rarely even complain), they've always said please and thank you, they understand and respect the concept of privacy, they know when to leave animals alone, and they never need to be asked twice to help you out with something or clean up after themselves. I wouldn't do half of the s**t I do for them for a kid who wasn't well-behaved.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:34 pm


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:36 am


I feel really pretty today.

I'm not even wearing anything but pajama pants and I haven't even brushed my hair. I just feel gorgeous for no reason.

Feels good, man.
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