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Captain

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:28 pm


You're one to talk... rofl

He is nocturnally flatulent.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:06 pm


I divorced you because your reach around with that right hand was absolutely brutal!

JoeEuphonium


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:12 pm


I divorce you because I don't get a reach around at all sad
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:13 am


i divorce you because you dont let me get in a position to use a reach around lol.

JoeEuphonium



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Captain

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:32 pm


I divorce him because reaching around it is too difficult to find anything.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:12 pm


I divorce you because you're insulting the size of Joe's... imagination. I'm sure he could come up with a position making a reach around possible.

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Captain

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:27 pm


I divorce her because the voices tell me to... o.O
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:19 am


I divorced him because he leaves severed body parts around the house.

Camwen

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JoeEuphonium

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:25 pm


i divorced her because she spent sundays going to her grandmas instead of being with me. blaugh
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:08 pm


I divorced him because he was always shouting out his ex's grandmother in laws name at inappropriate moments.

thistle7


JoeEuphonium

PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:24 am


I divorced her because her tattoo makes her manlier than me.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:48 am


ha!

I divorced him because he kept wearing my nice underwear and leaving me only the old ripped ones...

thistle7



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Captain

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 pm


I divorced her because Joe stretched out the underwear I liked to wear. rofl
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:11 am


I divorced him because he shared his plans to take over the world with Zembledack but not me!

Camwen

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JoeEuphonium

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:31 pm


I divorced her because her her invisible tiger kept popping out and attacking me from behind the bathroom door every time I woke up to go to pee in the middle of the night.
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