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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:28 pm
You're one to talk... rofl
He is nocturnally flatulent.
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:06 pm
I divorced you because your reach around with that right hand was absolutely brutal!
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:12 pm
I divorce you because I don't get a reach around at all sad
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:13 am
i divorce you because you dont let me get in a position to use a reach around lol.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:32 pm
I divorce him because reaching around it is too difficult to find anything.
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:12 pm
I divorce you because you're insulting the size of Joe's... imagination. I'm sure he could come up with a position making a reach around possible.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:27 pm
I divorce her because the voices tell me to... o.O
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:19 am
I divorced him because he leaves severed body parts around the house.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:25 pm
i divorced her because she spent sundays going to her grandmas instead of being with me. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:08 pm
I divorced him because he was always shouting out his ex's grandmother in laws name at inappropriate moments.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:24 am
I divorced her because her tattoo makes her manlier than me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:48 am
ha!
I divorced him because he kept wearing my nice underwear and leaving me only the old ripped ones...
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 pm
I divorced her because Joe stretched out the underwear I liked to wear. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:11 am
I divorced him because he shared his plans to take over the world with Zembledack but not me!
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:31 pm
I divorced her because her her invisible tiger kept popping out and attacking me from behind the bathroom door every time I woke up to go to pee in the middle of the night.
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