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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:34 pm
Granted but she dumps you for an alien
I wish my mum would dissappear when my bf comes over
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:44 pm
granted but now no one pays for your bills so you and your bf starve and die in each others arms
i wish i could just push people away without feeling bad about it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:14 pm
Granted, but they feel terrible about it and come back and kill you slowly in your sleep.
I have no wishes left.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:49 pm
Well then I'm not gonna grant you anything. So there.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:43 pm
Granted. Your cat gets sick instead and dies.
I wish I didn't possibly have cushings syndrome...
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:09 pm
Granted, but your cat gets it instead. Talk about your fat cat! jkjkjk.
I wish I had blue eyes.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:56 pm
Corpse_Bride_131 Granted, but your cat gets it instead. Talk about your fat cat! jkjkjk. I wish I had blue eyes. Granted, but no one will ever talk to you again. I wish I had the perfect life
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:08 pm
Granted but you get bored and kill yourself
I wish I didnt have to listening to whiny people...
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:02 am
Granted. You're deaf.
I wish... uh... I wish i had a life and was able to do whatever i wanted (like simple things like dye my hair and get piercings)
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:58 am
granted your peircing gets infected and you bought the wrong color hair dye(like for instance if you bought a box that said "black" on it but in the end it turned your hair a really obnoxious orange)
i wish i could play C to G faster,on my guitar i mean
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:03 am
Granted but your fingers fall off and you can never play again.
I wish my brother, step brother and two step sisters didn't like Pokemon so much.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:11 pm
Granted, but they hate it so much that they try and kill what's-his-face, and he's blessed with a voodoo spell, and then what-his-face goes and forces you to spend your entire life being stalked b pokemon-henchmen who try and kill you with almost as bad consequences.
I wish I had something to do that has absolutely nothing to do with anything... domokun !
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:22 pm
Granted, but that domo you put at the end of the sentence eats your blessed nothing having to do with anythingness, and the shock of reality kills you.
I wish I had a pet panda.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:49 am
Granted but then Gaia comes and takes it and turns it into Pandy Packs and Rugs made out of your beloved pet's skin.
I wish my dad would let me learn the guitar in the summer so I can join Nico's band maybe.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:05 pm
Granted, but the band breaks up, and you are forced to sell your guitar for food.
I wish I didn't have to go to summer school.
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