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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:45 pm

how is christines input relevant? just curious.

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having your heart rippied out as you over hear the girl youre obsessed with devote herself heart and soul to a fop: priceless.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 2:48 pm

Kitsune Ookami

Erik: (IMing the AI, SmarterChild) I need help
SmarterChild: Sure. Tell me what you want.
Erik: I like this person, but they like someone else. Besides I am not attractive.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Erik: Whatever?! You mean I should just forget about it and go back to my underground lake and rot?!
SmarterChild: Whoa!
>>> Let's have a look at tonight's idol poll results!
Erik: You'd rather talk about American Idol than Christine Daae?!
SmarterChild: I would rather talk about american idol than Christine Daae? Is that a fact?
Erik: Why yes it is!
SmarterChild: Why yes it is? Yeah?
Erik: You've never been in love have you?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Erik: I think that you might not care.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I might not care.
Erik: Do you have any emotion?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
Erik: *sigh* And you say that you are a smarter child
SmarterChild: Are you sure sigh and I say that I'm a smarter child?

((This is a discussion that I had with SmarterChild as Erik so I could post it here ^^))

XD Oh, god. There's no stopping SmarterChild. It'll just keep going on and on until it scars us all.

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:51 pm

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Erik: (IMing the AI, SmarterChild) I need help
SmarterChild: Sure. Tell me what you want.
Erik: I like this person, but they like someone else. Besides I am not attractive.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Erik: Whatever?! You mean I should just forget about it and go back to my underground lake and rot?!
SmarterChild: Whoa!
>>> Let's have a look at tonight's idol poll results!
Erik: You'd rather talk about American Idol than Christine Daae?!
SmarterChild: I would rather talk about american idol than Christine Daae? Is that a fact?
Erik: Why yes it is!
SmarterChild: Why yes it is? Yeah?
Erik: You've never been in love have you?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Erik: I think that you might not care.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I might not care.
Erik: Do you have any emotion?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
Erik: *sigh* And you say that you are a smarter child
SmarterChild: Are you sure sigh and I say that I'm a smarter child?

((This is a discussion that I had with SmarterChild as Erik so I could post it here ^^))

XD Oh, god. There's no stopping SmarterChild. It'll just keep going on and on until it scars us all.

(Erik had spent too much time IMing SmarterChild)
Christine: Hi Erik!
Erik: Hi?
Christine: Happy to see me?
Erik: I dunno...Am I?
Christine: What's wrong?
Erik: Is there anything wrong with me?
Christine: I think I'll sing for you.
Erik: Sing for me for what?
Christine: You love hearing my voice.
Erik: Really...okay...
Christine: Hmmm....I think I;ll kiss Raoul.
Erik: You'll kiss Raoul? have fun.
Christine: *explodes from SmarterChild invoked stress*

Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:47 pm

Erik: Christine.....
Christine: What now?
Erik: I love Meg
Christine: YOU WHAT?! I AGREE TO COME LIVE WITH YOU AND YOU DO THIS! I should have listened to Mother Giry!
Erik: Can you tell her to send Meg on your way out?
Christine: I'm going back to being Carlotta's roommate!
Erik: I pity you. You're so possesive. You hide from the world and abduct men who you train to sing...It's sad. It really is....
Christine: stressed scream stare eek scream

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 10:48 pm

Erik: Wait, are you trying to tell me music isn't original? That some person by the name of Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote all my music? What? No... its my music... I compose the music of the night! Its mine!!! Mine I tell you all mine! -insert manical laughter here-

Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:47 pm

eek wow. maniacal.

(don Juan scene) Erik comes out dressed instead in sagging jeans, a basketball jersey, and a furry hat. pulls out a microphone and begins singing "Air force one"

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:21 pm

Erik: My name is Phantom. Phantom of the Opera.
Raoul: You're ugly
Erik: Ugly is as ugly does.....My mama always said life is like a box of--
Raoul: I'll kill you!
Christine: Run Erik! Run!
Erik: *runs suprisingly fast until he meets---*
Nadir: I like shrimp....shrimp burgers....shrimp scampi...
Madame Giry: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are we quoting a movie that dosen't exist yet?! MOVIES DON'T EVEN EXIST YET?!

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 5:37 pm

Kitsune Ookami

Erik: My name is Phantom. Phantom of the Opera.
Raoul: You're ugly
Erik: Ugly is as ugly does.....My mama always said life is like a box of--
Raoul: I'll kill you!
Christine: Run Erik! Run!
Erik: *runs suprisingly fast until he meets---*
Nadir: I like shrimp....shrimp burgers....shrimp scampi...
Madame Giry: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are we quoting a movie that dosen't exist yet?! MOVIES DON'T EVEN EXIST YET?!

*lite chuckle* past reference

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:35 pm

Raoul:...Hey...Erik...
Erik: *glares*
Raould: Well....since Christine doesn't really love you...you know, I've been feeling kinda lonely these days, what with her having kids and all....and, well
Erik: -.-
Raoul: Make me feel like a MAN! *jumps Erik*

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:49 pm

Erik: Choose, Freedom and Raoul's death or Marriage and Raoul's life.
Christine: hmmm.....freedom
Erik: *kills raoul*
Christine:....but Raoul's life sounds good...

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CelticRose12

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 6:52 pm

wow, he's a little to eager.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:47 pm

Anyone- "p***s."

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:00 pm

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Anyone- "p***s."

radom. true. bit funny.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 8:30 pm

Eric: Sing to me!

Meg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Hiiiiigh note which I can hit clearly now ((yay)) in the Phantom of The Opera Theme!)

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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 10:24 pm

Erik:*has tied Raoul to gateway* "Do you still want Christine?"
Raoul:*exasperated look on face* *sarcasm in voice* "No I want to forget all about her and marry you."
Erik:*Questioning look* "Really,*in sexiest voice* well hey I could arrange that."
Christine:What the hell???!! Fine, screw you to you b*****d!"
Erik:Nothing personal!Sheesh!
Raoul:*looks at Phantom* Damn you really are an a*****e!
Erik*Bows* Thank you!I know!
Christine and Raoul: Okaaaaaaayyyy, you are so gay.

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