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 Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:40 pm
"david, ur an embarassment to trumpets everywhere."
he didnt know who maynerd fergusen was.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:05 pm
"And after 14 comes 15..."
He says something similar to that every time we have something with numbers all because of one airhead's idiotic question if 13 came before 14...>>
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:54 pm
~Ok Percussion Time to do push ups
~Keep Your Composure!
~When I first came to High school summer band there were other band members putting new chair-holder-thingies together and a trumpet player lost one of the nuts and he started going around saying "have you seen my nuts?" and "Careful I lost my nuts!"
~"Chris I know I told the tubas to play louder but you need to play softer so we can here every one else. In other words: STOP BLASTING!"
~ Ok every on lets play the TUBA SONG!
~"Stop marching like you have flat feet!" "But I DO have flat feet!"
~"Stop acting like you have ADHD!" "But I DO have ADHD!"
~ Its You can call me AL not You can call me Sal!
~ (Head Tuba Section Leader) "Hey guys... and girl (me: neutral ) Lets sell Max's Panceris (sp?)! Oh wait... he doesn't have one...
~ ( To the Tuba Section) "Ok Guys behave or I'll have Brittany Slape you like she did Chris!" (That happen in my first year in high school (Wich was my softmare year [The school system is different here for some dumb reason] -.-) I slapped him because he made a sexest joke about the directors. It was really Funny though)
~ Ok Tubas in the front!! (We wish)
~ "I'm so happy I broke my nose playing foot ball, swiched from the Clarinet, passed all my classes, and blasted as hard as I could to be in this section, and make sweepstakes for the 69 year for the school... Too bad I'm graduating this year... I wanna do It again!" "That's nice Chris- Wait You played the Clarinet?!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:18 pm
This is the way we do the hula!
Person: thank you!
Us: Thank you for thanking us!
Person: Your welcome!
Us: Thank you for welcoming us!
Person......
Us: Lol!
Make that moment a coffee moment!
Kk, above one is a very funny story! So our BD likes to use metaphors, so one day he says: "You guys need to play so loudly there that if the judges had a cup of coffe and were taking a sip, they'd spit it out in amazement!" So now when he wants to play loud, he tells us to make it a Coffee Moment.
For the last time no! I said no! No! ...no...... .........fine........ BAND!!! JUMP ON IT!!!!(cue drums playing Jump On It and the whole band pretty much spazzes out on field)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:02 pm
Well...... Lets see.
-we were coming home from a competition and stopped to get gas. So there is this drunk guy in there and hes getting everyone in the store laughing and things. Well when i finally got to get in the store i was bent over looking at somthing and a prostitute came in there and leaned over me to ask if i was in line. the funny thing is she was buying batteries. the guys joked about how she didnt get any that night and she was going home to her b.o.b.
-Ovaries
-How are your overies today
-Wait you have a year and a half long.
-Ewww. you got ovaries on my hotdog.
-My ovaries exploded
-Melophony
-Frank jr. jr. (melephone)
-Philis fits in my pocket
-imatater Frank plays better
-everything happens on tuesday.
-Would you like ovaries with that
-Would you like ketchup with your ovaries
-No how about your hotdog
and the list could go on forever.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:06 pm
thought of another one
THE STICKS KEEP COMMING BACK!!!!
Ok well there is this story about to gay girls who went into the woods with a pair of drum sticks. Dont have a clue why but you can only imagine. Well the band did everything short of burnning them to get them gone. they left them at commpetitions, threw them out of the window comming home from a competition, loads of things. But no matter what they did, The sticks kept comming back. so they burnned the sticks.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:14 pm
"Go sexy's!" instead of saxaphones
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:51 pm
"Be my hooker!"
Our band uniforms have a collar hook that's really hard to hook by yourselves, so we ask someone "Be my hooker!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:00 pm
Don't make me kick the dog!
every time someone misses a major note, Our BD will stop the band and say "thats good. a little louder this time."
if someone drops a cymbal, he stops the band and says, " i don't recall a cymbal part part there."
there are a lot more, but I can't recall them at the moment.
I just joined a yesterday. Woot!
rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:25 pm
there are just too many to even start and besides, some of them are not for the ears of freshman and sophmores, lol
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:35 am
That is NOT the proper use for valve oil!!!
lol. yes. exactly what you're thinking.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:07 pm
Anything grade related, our band teachers will automatically respond
"I haven't added up the points yet". XD Sean did incredibly, unworldly, bad on his chair test (As everyone was telling me, I'm not a f horn) that he wanted to see if he passed, and our band aid just kept saying "I haven't added up the points yet".
MPussy, not Mp.
"D: You have to end the measure properly. Thats like breaking up with your BF via text message and already getting hot and heavy with your new boyfriend."
The "I wanna see my grade" line... that goes back a long while.
Oh yeah, and from our old BD that got fired XD "If GI Joe walked out of a bathroom stall..."
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:53 pm
"That was good, Alex. Now if you just did that good on your chromatic scale..."
Alex: I've practiced the song!
Director: No, you should practice your chromatic scale!
Everyone: Lol!
(He would have had third chair flute had he not failed his chromatic scale. So now H bugs him about it. A lot. XD)
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:00 pm
our school band spread a purposeful rumor about one of the percussions that they were pregnant and EVERYONE believed it.... they had a baby shower and everything.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:51 pm
Omg xD Okay so my BD one day seh got REALLY mad at us because we cou;dn't get this one part right so she turns to the flutes and says 'Please tell the HIGHLY decorated trash over there that they had better get this part right or they have to play their clarinets IN THEIR LOCKERS!' so to this day we are no longer the clarinet section we are the 'Highly decorated trash' section.
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