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 Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:27 pm
Granted, you start writing a blog. A few people read it. It's still getting ideas out, just a bit.
I wish I hadn't wasted ten dollars seeing Eragon.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:59 pm
Granted, you go and see Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny instead. stare
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:44 pm
Granted, but since it goes bad anyways, you don't feel any happier.
I wish that people would stop judging Mel Gibson.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:00 pm
Granted. But because no one judges him, he fades out of the spot light and is forgotten by next week. Poor, poor Mel Gibson drowns himself in liquor because if your whole life is based on people reading the tabloids and seeing your movies, but no one does it cause they don't wanna judge him... it becomes a dreary existance. So he dies. The end.
I wish my friend would pick me up sooner so I can get out of this place called home that I've been stuck in for three days and it doesn't seem that long butI'mgonnagocrazyifIcan'tleavebecausemydogspooedonthefloorandIcan't...
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:06 pm
Granted, he picks you up, puts you down, then leaves without you.
I wish I had a jetpack.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:12 pm
Granted, you die in a freak jet pack accident.
I wish for another water meat. whee
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:25 pm
Granted, but because I have no idea what a water meat is I'll just give you a cup of water with a piece of beef floating around in it...
I wish time would slow down and speed up when I wanted it to.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:59 pm
Granted, your powers are limited to about 1/4 of a second difference in time.
I wish someone would clean up the ED.
FYI: A water meat's what I have on my head.....the whale like thing.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:16 am
Granted, now the ED has no threads whatsoever in it.
I wish there wasn't ever bad traffic.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:30 pm
Granted, but to reduce traffic jams, the government outlawed cars.
I wish I had a bagel, not to eat, but just to have one.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:18 pm
Granted, but it has anthrax on it.
I wish I was a better photographer.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:13 am
Granted, but now you're so good at photography that everyone wants to hire you and you don't have any more time to do anything else in life...
I wish the anthrax on my bagel would disappear.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:52 am
Granted, in it's place mushroom spores set in.
I wish my shower wasn't broken.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:35 pm
Granted, but whenever you get in it the water instantly becomes boiling. Talk about cleanliness...
I wish my friend's mom got well so she could celebrate Christmas in her home rather than in the hospital. sad
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:03 pm
((HEY, ERAGON IS A GOOD BOOK, AND PROBABLY A GOOD MOVIE!))
Granted, but you end up in the hospital when you go to get her from the hospital. ( sad )
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