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I love that one. I see it on keychains, bumper stickers, and T-shirts all the time. My fave T-shirt ha a picture of a spoon on it and says, "Cereal Killer," (which I want), and has just randomly reminded me of a quote:

Kid in my class: *talking about serial killers*
Me: I'm a cereal killer.
Kid: *thinking I mean "serial killer"* ...Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
Kid: Do you kill men?
Me: No.
Kid: Do you kill women?
Me: No.
Kid: Do you kill children?
Me: No.
Kid: Then who DO you kill?
Me: Well, Cheerios has been my most recent victim.
Kid: *dumbstruck look; can't believe he fell for this*
Me: Did I lie to you?
Kid: No.

You're as sharpe as a marble.

Mahia is going to hate me for this.

Me: *Typed the lyrics to "Feed the Birds" from Mary Poppins.*
Mahia: Marry Pooppins.
Mahia: *Poppins.
Me: Pretty big typo.
Mahia: LOL.
Me: Should I put that in the cool quotes thread?
Mahia: NO! redface


That's not the EXACT conversation, but it went something like that.

"Im going to kill you."-Stuwy off of family guy.

Yoda: You don't want your cheeseburger
Guy in diner: I don't want my cheeseburger
Yoda: Give Yoda your fries you will
Guy: Here, have my fries
Yoda: Your Diet Pepsi desires you not
Guy: Actually, I want that

*Both use Force mind power to get Diet Pepsi*

I'm starving and that doesn't help...

But here's one that I found...

"Some people have their nose stuck up so high in the air that they can't see who they're stepping on." --me

"So mad, so angry darn that rap music!" -Can't remember who but it's from DR Dolittle.

From a random conversation that a few friends and I were having I don't know how this came about

"Do fish fart?"

oh right thanks! eek your avy looks so similar to my old one it's freaky! take away the smile and they'd be the same!