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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:09 am
Granted, but it blows up in your face.
I wish pills weren't so nasty.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:26 pm
granted, but now they're o good that your addicted.
I wish my sister wasn't PMSing. stare
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:32 am
Granted, but she's still angry and annoying.
I wish Godzilla would stop trying to bite me. gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:35 pm
Granted, but now it thinks your its mate.
I wish I would never have to read a stupid book in school again.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:24 am
Granted, now you have to tons of read stupid newspaper articles.
I wish I knew what to do for my birthday.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:56 pm
Granted, but you have no money to do it because you spent it all on eBay.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:30 am
Granted, but she cheats on you. gonk
I wish I could get a sig I'm actually satisfied with.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:55 pm
Gahhhh!!! gonk No!
Granted, but it appears as a 404 Error everytime some one other than you tries to look at it.
I wish I could do better in school.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:47 am
Granted, you excel at all of your subjects so your school decides to make you a teacher's helper, but you have to help the nastiest teacher who is in charge of the meanest class.
I wish that I had a new camera.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:15 pm
 Camo....l ...Granted, but i breaks the first time you use it...
I wish I could fly! mrgreen ... l. Has Spoken...
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:32 am
Granted, but you can only fly twoo feet abouve ground level and you keep crashing into things and getting tripped over.
I wish There was more stuff to do in town at 3am.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:49 am
Camo... .l ...Granted....but now you're nocturnal and have developed big hideous Gollum eyes...
I wish I wasn't Lactose intolerant...... l. Has Spoken...
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:41 pm
Granted, but you soon get an uncontrollabe craving for milk, and start stealing cows at night and hiding them away so you can get more milk. The farmers do not like that so they find you and shoot you with a shotgun.
I wish I had slaves to do my bidding.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:04 pm
Camo... .l ...Granted, but it's really they that control you...
I wish I had a solar turkey chopper... l. Has Spoken...
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:05 pm
Granted, but the turkeys find out about this and plot to destroy you...
I wish I had a million dollars.
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