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 Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:36 pm
❤ I told you never to go to the lake where you got bitten by fish-flies.
I'm calling from jail because I don't have anywhere better to go on a Sunday morning.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:06 pm
I told you a mall is so much more fun.
I'm calling from jail cause my cell phones out of battery and I didn't have change for a pay phone and just happened to be walking past the police station.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:06 pm
Bored much?
Calling from jail to let you know that your mother's getting no bail
Calling from jail cuz I stole someone's cookies
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:25 pm
❤ I told you to take the milk too.
I'm calling from jail because I smuggled 2 cargo boxes of knock-off Prada bags across the border.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:48 am
I told you they still take stolen this seriously, even if they are knock offs!
I'm calling from Jail because I figure I'll just hang out with these cool cops for the day.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:16 pm
Looks are deceiving.
I'm calling from jail because someone found out about my plans for world dominatiom.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:59 pm
❤ I told you that you should've never posted them on Facebook!
I'm calling from jail because I ate food from a bakery without paying.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:31 pm
I told you to pay before you ate those croissants!
I'm calling from jail because I ran out of minutes.
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:00 am
I told you to keep track of your minutes!
I'm calling from jail because I work there.
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:02 pm
❤ I told you to get a job at a hotdog stand.
I'm calling from jail because I got fined by the Fashion Police.
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:31 pm
I told you fashion police take their jobs way too seriously, they like to think they are real police.
I'm calling from jail cause I felt like it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:05 pm
I told you that was a bad place to feel anything.
I am calling from jail cause, I was wearing all orange and the police automatically thought that I was a prisoner that escaped from maximum.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:30 am
I told you it's never a good idea to wear all orange, and besides it's too "matchy matchy" anyway.
I'm calling from Jail cause I was talking like a pirate when it wasn't talk like a pirate day.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:37 am
❤ I told you that you should've dressed up as one too.
I'm calling from jail because I brought my cat to a dog park.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:08 am
I told you cats and dogs being together would cause mass hysteria!
I'm calling from jail because I need a ride home.
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