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 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:36 am
Fortunately, they like you in Hell, so they sent you back for being too cute.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:28 pm
Unfortunately, the Devil now owns your soul and you have to do anything he asks you to do.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:18 pm
Fortunately, the Devil forgets about you after a few years.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:43 pm
Unfortunately, God never liked you anyway.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:49 pm
Fortunately, God left some food on the table for you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:58 pm
 M o n o c h r o m e M a k e u p
╔═══════════════════════════════════════╗ Unfortunately since God
hated you, the food was really just an
illusion he created so
instead you ate rat poison.
╚═══════════════════════════════════════╝
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:35 pm
Fortunately, God wasn't really God after all. It was just a hoax.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:58 pm
Unfortunately, you realize you are in a bad dream and suddenly get raped by zombies. Hard.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:05 pm
Fortunately, it was an illusion created by the High Warlock of Manhattan, who actually had a crush on you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:08 pm
Unfortunately, he then raped you.
[Mortal Instruments?]
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:34 pm
Fortunately, you never got pregnant.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:52 am
Unfortunately, you did acquire several STD s.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:10 pm
Fortunately, STD now stands for Super Terrific Dude.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:27 pm
Unfortunately, they all have knifes
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:37 pm
Fortunately, the knifes are bent
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