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 Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:56 pm
"Whatever. Come on, guys, there has to be a way to not rip each other's throats and, in the case of Ixpath, maggots out. I'm not saying you have to do it non-violently, but I do wish you would just-" Cyrea was cut off by a catchy metal jingle. She reached into her cloak and produced a regular-looking black cell phone. Flipping it open, she gave the others the one-second motion. "H'yello?" Squibbldy. "Oh, hey Mort. What's up?" Squindidy squook. "No, I'm fine." Hibbldy conshtosh shishkabibble. "If you let her take over, she'll need Quoth and the Death of Rats to help her out, are they with her?" Kmr. "Okay, that's good, but why do you need to ask?" Temtem gijeldy yempersnip. "Oh, if that's all...wait, what? But why? I can have you over and all that, but what's the point?" Rempishem giglishma pookem shni. "Oh, well, that was Eureka's fault, actually. And mine. And the planet exploded, not..." Squibbldi gook.
Cyrea was silent for a moment, then talked into the reciver again. "Of course, of course. Come over and explain it over several bottles of whatever you feel like drinking. This is a reason for celebration! When can I expect you?" Kemithabible. "OK, that's good, that's good. See you then!" And she snapped the phone shut. "Hey everybody! Good news! Pluto lived inside the planet named after him, so when it exploded, he did too! So my brother is coming to this world and we're going to celebrate and get drunk. Except for Eureka and Kyfen, who aren't old enough. But that's okay, we'll give you something tasty to drink anyway and you can have some burnt salmon or something too."
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:04 pm
((I feel sorry for the idiot that breaks into her lab oh wait... nvm i enjoy plot twists and parodys))
I forced my self awake. Damn it! Next time she pulls that out i better get a hold of one off her experiments if she trys that one again.
"Ahh so your finally awake young one. Well almost anyways."
I forced my self too look around but i could see nothing, "Whos there!"
"You don't reconize my voice? Oh well, i guess that happens since no ones heard me since the beggining of time. You can call me anything you want and i'll try my best too awnswer any questions you have
"Alright where am i, how come i can't see or recreate my body?"
I heard a sigh, and then the voice spoke up, "Your as of right now nothing. You can't see becuse i wish you can't and as of right now your body is completley destroyed. Not even a speck of it remains." "Damn, so is there a way for me to recreate my body?" "I figured you'd ask, and im recreating it as we speak, but it'll take time for im adding some 'upgrades to it'." "Upgrades, you know what forget i asked. Tell me when will you be done?"
"In a few days." "Can i have a temperory body till then? And can i turn clara into a rabbit, and ixpath into a giant carrot and have them fight to the death?" I chuckled at the thought of those two fighting, it was a pleasent sight indeed.
"Yes, no and no. And no you can't turn eureka into a guy beat her with an onion, poke her with a 40ft pole, or even with clayron. Got that? Other wise your body will be like Paris Hiltons."
I cursed under my breath at the restricitons. "Can i inhabit a currently living body?" A few moments passed before i heard the voice say 'Yes'. Smiling i would've jumped for joy if i could.
"And who would you like to inhabit for the time?"
I let out an evil chuckel then said, "I think you know."
With that i felt my self being thrown towards earth at my new body, all the while hearing a few restrictions, 'You can not directly interact with the other immortals till im done. You can't reveal who you are to them, and you can't see your son till im done. If you violate any of these rules you WILL be Paris Hilton for the rest of your enternal life.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:17 pm
((Clay's past is revealed!))
The guard lay dead at my feet. I moved on. There it was. The stone guardian, the most precious statue in England. And it was mine. I reached out for it, but in a flash of red, it was gone. Luckily, I wasn't too slow. I caught up with the theif, only to find it was a young woman, about my age (cosmeticaly of course). "Give it to me," I whispered under my breath. "Oh, ho! The great William Artern! Who knew I'd be stealing your prize..."
"Don't screw with me, woman! Now give it to me."
"I have a name."
"Give-It-To-Me-NOW!"
"Of course. Silly me. Here you go."
She handed me the statue. "Now," she blurted out. "I must be on my way." And with that, she disapeared into the night.
I stood with my statue. It didn't take much to realize it was a fake. I cursed under my breath and went home.
((More to come))
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:26 pm
((Bout time, im goin to do a parody now.))
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:38 pm
"Whoa, calm down PMS princess. And besides, if you ever bothered to pay attention, you would be a halfway competent sorceress yourself. That is, if your attention span was long enough. And besides, the spell did give me the end result; I am a god. By the way, do you want the Dark Lord of Ryleh and Dairy Products?"
Ixpath's eyes flickered, and in the backround, those with the sight could see a humanoid figure clouded with a red gas. Two flames burned where the eyes should be. Ixpath's True Form was starting to flicker through his essence.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:01 am
[[xD Pms Princess...I don't think Ixpath has ever said anything that was totally serious up until now...He just had his exploding death traps consiting of disgusting pretziles.]] Matthew looked around. "Clayron, if you have a bad past, and so do we, why the ******** you bash ares?" His voice was at edge but he tried to keep it clam. "Nevermind you stupid b*****d." He hissed as he say him with the small ten year old Eureka. He smiled. Going sneekily up behind her he wrapped his arms around her in a hug.
"Hello Eureka." He said with a smile, "How are you?" He asked as he soon, changed his apperence, he was a ten year old boy, smiling brightly. "Too bad we've some how lost our hide 'n' go seek mate." He said his smile to friendly.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:45 am
Red Phoenix48 "Whoa, calm down PMS princess. And besides, if you ever bothered to pay attention, you would be a halfway competent sorceress yourself. That is, if your attention span was long enough. And besides, the spell did give me the end result; I am a god. By the way, do you want the Dark Lord of Ryleh and Dairy Products?"Ixpath's eyes flickered, and in the backround, those with the sight could see a humanoid figure clouded with a red gas. Two flames burned where the eyes should be. Ixpath's True Form was starting to flicker through his essence. ((Wait... where exactly are we now?)) "Ohh, nice true form, Ixpath," Clay commented. "Mine looks just like it." A bright light blinded everyones vision. When they could see again, Clayron stood tall. He looked just like Ixpath's true form, except it was blue instead of red.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:39 pm
((I've actually been wondering where we are for a while now. I've been trying to figure out the plot thus far but I keep getting lost.))
Eureka snorted as Ixpath entered his "True Form" and crossed her arms, unimpressed. "Yeah yeah, you guys and your big fat ethereal forms. Face it, when push comes to shove you guys only ever screw around. Power is nice and all but I haven't seen anyone responsibly use their power in recent memory."
She looked off to the side so no one could see her face and bitterly whispered from the corner of her mouth. "PMS queen, huh. Insensitive pile of s**t-eaters he is. Doesn't think I have any feelings..." Her voice faded in to silence even as her mouth formed words like "...under appreciated", "....never gets to have any fun" and "...can't believe I have to clean up their messes...".
Eureka's self-pity was cut off as she was hugged by Matthew. Her eyes widened in surprise as she said in a careful voice, "Hello. I don't believe we've met, or in the very least we've met but I've forgotten who you are in my many years of work underground. Now will you please let go of me? There are some rather dangerous components on my person that will wipe out a large amount of the surrounding area if put under pressure."
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:19 pm
((Um...I think we were in the Garden of Eden turned pink-painted Paris, but now we're on Cyrea's lawn because I said so. Now.))
"Hey, I used my powers accordingly up until like 2 days ago when a new immortal appeared and super panic ensued. Don't go pointing fingers when the fingers are either lying or paranoid."
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:37 pm
Matthew let go. "Great...Absloutly ******** wonderful...We have another Lynn.." He shook his head and walked slowly towards Cyrea. "I thought we were banned from comign here.." He looked at her odly. "Cyrea, does everyones memory entually die?" He sat on the floor, his childesh composure, confiding him to curosity. His hate faded, only because in his child state, his whole mind forgot his mother was dead, and that Sally had died, it took a few momments to kick in. His mind changed much slower then his body did.
"Oh, Ms, I'm Matthew...And his name is Worm boy...Just so you know." He said his eye's flashing to Ixpath.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:53 pm
Ixpath paled. Just generally paled.
"You.. You don't have any E99 on you, do you? It has a rather.. interesting effect when combined with magic. Probably more interesting than flattening several square miles. Wait, did i hear that? You say YOU have to clean up MY messes? I've been taking care of just about all the immortals excepting Cyrea's magical ******** for the last 10,000 years! And i'm not too happy with the state of humanity right now. They're waay behind schedule! What have you been doing? And true forms are dangerous. I tend to not use mine, too much power is given up. Wait, What?"
Ixpath started counting off the worm-fingers, with a obvious hint of sarcasm in his voice. "Let see, i saved downtown new-york from being devoured by a uncloaked singularity, i stopped the Destroyer, And, well, helped... Cyrea... Steal... Someone's.... Cat.... We never returned that, did we? And do you want his butteryness or not?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:30 pm
i examined my new temporary body. Interasting, i feel immortal yet im not. And i feel as if my powers are being blocked. Opening the door to the limozene i stepped out into the balaring sunlight, of Dallas Texas. "Damn tis been a while since i've been here. Far too long for my likings."
((Also my place deterated, so no more immortal base on earth))
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:54 am
"Hey Matt," Clayron said. I really am sorry about the way I've acted towards you. But I want to ask. How did Sally die, anyway?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:11 pm
Matthew turned around, clenching and un clenching his fists, his eye's wide, he tried to hide all emotion, dispite the fact that' Clayron has apologized, he wasn't forgive. "Heh..." He half said half breathed. "If your expecting me to forgive you...After you made fun of my dead girlfrned...And my dead mother, the only people I've ever loved in my whole entier life...And you expect me to act like it's okay...You can forget that...But no, Sally was in the possesion of Father..."
[[No, the 'decieds not to post' monster got er'.]]
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:14 pm
Eureka spat at Ixpath's grubby feet. "Yes, you did all of that and conjured a bag of exploding pretzels too. But guess who has to clean up all of that? Guess who has to explain all of the missing people reports? Me and my people do. You know, us, the scientists and inventors and all of the other people who use our BRAINS and eat s**t all of our lives for it. I have to come up with excuses for both your cleanups and the ******** in the first place!"
She jerked a thumb to her chest and screamed, foam flinging from her mouth. "DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FAR BEHIND MY PRODUCTION RATE IS!? HUMANKIND IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ******** HOVERCARS AND CARBON NEUTRAL JETS BY NOW!!"
She pulled out a small vial filled with glowing green liquid. It sloshed in a menacing way as she shook it near the worm-man's supposed face. "I was gonna give you this as a present and watch you destroy or open it from another universe, but I do happen to have some E99 on my person and I have a lot more at the lab. Right now it's stable but as soon as this vial is broken it won't be so."
She lowered the vial and smiled in the way of crocodiles and demons. "So I guess what I'm saying is, 'make my day'."
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