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 Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:09 am
Granted! But now you're good at forgetting what you were about to do.
I wish for an apple pie and someone fun and sweet to share it with.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:44 am
Granted! I'm on my way!
I wish I had a plane ticket
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:01 am
Granted! But it's a non-stop to Baghdad. gonk
I wish for ice cream to go with the pie. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:22 am
Granted! But it's broccoli flavoured (My uncle used to threated me with broccoli flavoured ice cream all the time).
I wish that I could stay up all night having fun, and still accomplish stuff during the day.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:58 am
Granted! You accomplish sleeping during the day! xd
(And I like broccoli ice cream, just not on apple pie)
I wish my joints were not aching from being on the computer all day.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:15 pm
Granted! But sitting in front of the backlit screen gives you a throbbing headache after only half an hour, negating your new ability to sit comfortably for hours at a stretch.
I wish I knew why I was sleeping so much.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:57 pm
Granted! Your dopamine levels are out of whack! Fix that!
I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world on a whim.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:56 pm
Granted! But it takes hours, and requires you to purchase a hand-sized piece of paper with black ink on it.
I wish I wasn't allergic to my cats.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:58 pm
Granted! Now they are allergic to you!
I wish I could focus on my duties!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:00 pm
Granted! But you forget about everything else, which means you better get an IV and a diaper...
I wish I could travel more.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:31 pm
(I already get the IV...)
Granted! But you never get to go home again as you are constantly on the move, fleeing from the law for those murders you committed in Toronto...
I wish for the ability to stop time and move independently within this null time space, being able to move and touch things unseen, without aging or growing tired as my body would function apart from my activities as a part of the null time event curve.
(How much you bet that, due to the complexity of that wish, the granted will be like: "Granted! But... You... Ummm... You have to poop really bad!")
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:14 pm
Granted, but you're miserable because your chronic messing with the time-space flow causes all of your friends to age and die prematurely.
I wish my brain wasn't so foggy all the time.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:10 am
Granted! But pouring windex on your brain messed it up more.
I wish there were 28 hours in the day.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:50 pm
Granted! But we now have a 6 day week, and 5 of those are still work days.
I wish I could buy an apartment building so all my friends could live near me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:10 am
Granted! But you spend all your time fixing toilets.
I wish that I was independently wealthy so I could escape this hell.
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