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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 3, 2, 5, 6, 1
Total: 20 (6-36)
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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:57 pm
rofl
A young man is browsing the condom section of a drug store when the Pharmacist approaches him and asks if he can be of assistance.
"I'm not sure which condoms to use. I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend and I are going to sleep together tonight for the first time, and I want to get it right the first time."
The Pharmacist tells the young man everything he needs to know about safe sex and all about the different kinds of condoms. Then he asks the young man what size he'll need; the 3-pack, the 10-pack, or the family pack.
"Definitely the family pack! She and I are going to be pretty busy tonight!"
That night, the young man visits his girlfriend at her parent's house, having been invited earlier for dinner. He takes his place at the dinner table and asks if he could say grace. The girl's mother agrees, and the young man starts to pray silently.
After a minute, the young man is still praying. After 5 minutes he's still praying.
Curious, his girlfriend nudges him, and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were so religious!"
The young man, his head still bowed, replies, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"
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Foxmore rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 1, 1, 1, 2, 6
Total: 15 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pm
"this is no time to be superstitious" Bwahahahahaha! too funny. rofl heart
The pharmacist one is great! I think that one needs to be spread.
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 5, 2, 2, 3, 5
Total: 19 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:58 pm
A scuba diver was 20 feet down under the water and saw a man without scuba gear. The man without the gear went down 20 more feet and the man with the gear followed. They kept doing that until they were at the bottom. Now the man with the gear is confused, so he takes a waterproof chalk and board out of his bag and writes "How the heck can you stay down here without any gear?" The man without the gear takes the eraser and then writes "I am drowning you moron!!!"
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 6, 2, 6, 3, 5
Total: 23 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:59 pm
A man hears a knock at his door. He opens the door, looks around, then down, and sees a snail on his front step. He picks it up, and throws it into the street.
Ten years later, the man hears a knock at his door. When he opens the door, there sits the same snail. The snail says, "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!?"
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 2, 5, 6, 5, 6
Total: 27 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:01 pm
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers.
Leo said "I'll be Beethoven"
Tom said "I'll be Tchaikovsky"
Arnold said "I'll be Bach"!
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Choir-Angel rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 6, 6, 1, 1, 2
Total: 19 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:06 am
Aww! xd Bach is one of my favorite composers ever! biggrin Along with Mozart, Haydn, and Brahms...he he
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too2sweet rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 2, 3, 6, 5, 1
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:48 am
I haven't really heard any other good jokes lately...the pharmacist one above was hysterical though!
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 1, 4, 2, 4, 4
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:56 am
Wonderful jokes to wake up to! I'm here procrastinating; I need to get something done but I don't want to... ugggg
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 1, 1, 5, 3, 2
Total: 16 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:57 am
Yawn Yawn Yawn.. I need some caffeine- my drug of choice! razz
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 4, 2, 4, 5, 2
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:00 am
We saw "Surfs Up" last weekend. It was great.. and the "Rise of the Silver Surfer". I really liked both movies
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 2, 1, 3, 2, 3
Total: 16 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:02 am
I love penguins. I actually have a decent-sized collection smile
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PathlessPlot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 6, 5, 5, 6, 3
Total: 26 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:10 am
Penguins! whee I loved the documentary The March of the Penguins. It was so cute and sad.
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 3, 1, 5, 1, 2
Total: 15 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:16 am
 Weasley &  Ceara Say Good Morning! biggrin
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Choir-Angel rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 4
Total: 13 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:01 am
People aggravate me, so bad. gonk
None of you, of course.
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5
Total: 21 (6-36)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:39 am
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