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*consumes the shirt and looks at the tree*

Mmmm...tree...I SMELL MAN FLESH!

grrr grrr


*eats glowwing cupcakes*

Pshaw!
Naaah of course not Hector!
-noms on cuppycake of glowing deathness-
Dee-lish-us!

wow i think i matured alot while in basic because i don't find anything amusing anymore.

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS

This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough).. You definitly feel the guy's pain! [An actual letter to the passport office]...

Dear Sirs,

T'm in the processs of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a color t.v from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ's sake, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had anough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then ask me for my address.

What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal asses working there?

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, I just want to go and park my a** ont he sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you care wether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something wierd to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services int he same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damned easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some idiot to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate Citizen

P.S.. Remember what I said above about the pitcure and getting some to confirm that it's me? Well, my family hass been in this country since 1776... I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyyang..
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my docter, WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA!

Sincerely,

You sure as hell should know who I am.

2842 characters long rofl

>.> That's not maturity! That's called boring. @0@

Being a drone doesn't make you mature... Maturity is the understanding of when it is appropriate to do or say something. Understanding what is acceptable and what is not. It has nothing to do with your sense of humor. Now if your Sense of humor comes out when it is not acceptable then that isn't very mature.

Naito that is awfully rude. But I won't fight you about it.