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Heh... I used to play Werewolf every day at lunch two years ago. Very hilarious times, my friends and I've had. 3nodding

O'Neill: "I was not singing. I'd know if I was singing. I don't even know the words to Row Row...." Dr. Fraiser sticks in the tape of him singing. "Okay, if you call that singing. Urgo." Urgo reappears.
Urgo: "Couldn't help myself."
O'Neill: "No!" He places his head on the table.
Carter: "I was so sure it would work."
Urgo: "Oh, it did, don't feel bad. It did work for awhile. Everything went away, it was sad, very very sad. And then all of a sudden I was back in your brains where I belong."
Carter: "The system must have some kind of reset. I'm sorry."

*decides to try out some new colors for a permenant one*

Hammond: "Mayborne has ordered the insect specimen and all related research transferred to the Area 51 facility."
O'Neill: "I should've shot him."
Harlow: "I regret that's impossible, Sir."
Hammond: "Why's that?"
Harlow: "Well, as soon as Teal'c is fully recovered, the insect is going to be involved in an unfortunate lab accident. I'm afraid I'll have to take full responsibility."

some one stop me

After Daniel and Machello have switched bodies:
Daniel (real Daniel inside Machello's body): "Ask me anything. Something only Daniel would know."
Carter: "Okay, who's Cassandra?"
Daniel: "She's a twelve-year-old girl we found abandoned on P8X 987."
O'Neill: "P8X..."
Carter: "987."
O'Neill: "Alright, lucky guess."
Hammond: "Where was the Stargate found?"
Daniel: "At a dig at Giza."
O'Neill: "Alright. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out."
Daniel: "I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did I wouldn't let you near her."

whait some one said stop

Kimi: The Redwall books drive me up the wall in the same way. Once you've read one, you've read them all. ^^;

While waiting for my sister in law to have her first son, I sat with a friend of hers in the waiting area of the maternity ward and talked with him about a series of books he's reading. He enjoys the books, but from what I understood, Robert Jordan takes two novels just to progress through one week's worth of events and hasn't had an original idea since he was born. I haven't worked up the courage to even pick up a Jordan to read the back. *shudder*

Sunny: Which episode is the one where Samantha finds a little girl who is a walking time bomb? It's a one-word title, I think, like "Synchonicity" or "Covergence." I love that one. T^T I love Samantha Carter.

I most especially love that shooting demonstration she does at O'Neill's orders. XD The shooting-the-log-hanging-by-a-rope thing. Oh, and I break down in tears over the two-Sammies alternate-universe episode. T^T Poor Widowed-Sammy. Ooh, and the one where O'Neill and Sammy have to basically confess in court that they love each other. *bwahaha* And the one where O'Neill and Tee...Tea...uh...him...were stuck in a time loop and had to live the same day over and over. *stops herself*

http://www.shahrazad.net/users/sgcompendium/eps/index.html

oh and the one with casandra is called singularty it is in season one I love that one also

this is the site where I get all that info that I put up

Daniel: If we really have had this conversation before, then I probably pointed out to you that there's no way I can translate this entire text in less than a day.
O'Neill: Oh, I am so ahead of you. (picks up a tape recorder) Put the whole thing on tape last time, so you don't have to start from scratch. (He presses play, and nothing happens. He slams it back down on the desk)
Daniel: If what you say is true, then when the loop started again, your recording wouldn't have happened yet.
O'Neill: Right.
Teal'c: Did I not say that your plan would be unsuccessful?
O'Neill: Careful! Be careful. What about notes? Indelible ink?
Daniel: Look, if you guys are the only ones with memories of previous loops, then you're going to have to help me by learning and remembering.
O'Neill: Fine. (takes a sheet of text) How hard can it be? (Daniel takes the sheet from him, turns it right side up, and hands it back to him)

O'Neill: You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question, and I wasn't listening the first time.
Teal'c: You are not the only one who must endure some discomfort, O'Neill.
(next scene. An airman opens a door, slamming it into Teal'c's face)
Airman: Sorry, sir, I didn't realize you were there.
Teal'c: You have said that on many occasions.
Airman: I--
Teal'c: Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving.

Daniel: With recurring use, the machine surrenders to the rigors of time.
Teal'c: That is incorrect, Daniel Jackson.
O'Neill: The word, abicierum means to give up, not surrender.

Daniel (turning around from his translation work to see both O'Neill and Teal'c juggling. Countless loops have gone by and they're getting bored): Guys, are you getting this, because this is important.

Teal'c: O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translation?
O'Neill: I'm taking this loop off. (He starts spraying an empty plate with ketchup and mustard) I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. (Teal'c raises an eyebrow) Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. (Holds up his plate, which now has a crazed smiley face on it) WACKO!