>This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.
>Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
>
>"I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
>differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
>Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
>and women with their heart.
>
>FOR EXAMPLE:
>
>One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
>don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was
that?!"
>
>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
>hear...
>
>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
>for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>
>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
>sleep.
>
>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
>with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
>big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while
>she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
>decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
>wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets
>get a pair for each outfit."
>
>We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must
>have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
>think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. lol
>
>I think I threw her for a loop! when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
>dear, let's go to the cashier."
>
>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like
it."
>
>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
>baffled, "WHAT?"
>
>I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. You're just
not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman."
>
>And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>
>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b***h knows
I'm smarter than her."
>
>
>Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
>pass this on anyway.
>
>Men, pass this on because you have balls ....
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