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[The Paradox]

Asgeirr: Since I am wealthy, behold. /summons beautiful girls in skimpy outfits to fan Ayaka and feed her cookies

Cookies for Cho, too. /hands plate

/listens to the song of each individual Shitennou in preparation, cos I have a feeling it's gunna get worse.  

[C h o t t o C h o c o]

Ayaka: I can't have beautiful men in skimpy outfits to feed me and fan me?

Good. I need these to do a rewrite of a paper. -chows down-  

[Madwolf023]

CHOTTO CHOTTO!

I now have to learn how to write the Chinese characters.................



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[The Paradox]

Asgeirr: Ha! I'm the only beautiful man you need, woman. You'd probably want men to fan me, considering what girls in this century seem to be into. Just enjoy your expensive cookies.

Ugh, sounds troublesome. ******** school. D:  

[C h o t t o C h o c o]

MAD MAD!

Chinese characters. All my life, I have watched my parents write them. In AP world, had Chinese calligraphy day.
In the end: can only write my first name. Badly. OTL

Ayaka: -looks Asgeirr up and down- ...Not satisfactory enough. I did see what you were made of down there, mind you. And I was not impressed. Perhaps for Ciara-san, it would be enough, or for those meager women. But I am a Yukihiro. It was not noteworthy.  

[Madwolf023]

Oh and my Chinese friend is laughing at me.  

[The Paradox]

Asgeirr: Ha! Stop trying to provoke me woman. As if someone who's never seen one in her life in anything but a comic book has any idea of what will 'work'. Besides, Ciara would tell you that if you knew anything about anatomy, you'd know that initial size isn't a close indicator of full size, and on top of that, you spent so much time hiding your face like a childish virgin, how would you know? Why don't you come over here and find out what's in store for you?


Not the best of ideas, Ayaka. Talking s**t and mocking each other's manhood was basically all his culture DID. xD Well, other than drink and fight and do awesome magic. You're gunna need a hundred years of practice to get one on him that way.

/puts a nifty little pipe trail in the nest on Cho's head and runs around in it  

[C h o t t o C h o c o]

Ayaka: I live in a damn comic book! How would I know what works and what doesn't? And if I came over there, you wouldn't have one anymore in two seconds anyway.

-gives her some cookies- One million dollars each.  

[Madwolf023]

*steals cookies*  

[The Paradox]

Asgeirr: Ha! I like that spirit, woman. Then come on and try! I'll show you what you have yet to learn on the field and in the bedroom. Of course..I only use the finest materials on my bed. While this world is not to my liking, I have to admit that Eastern silk is quite nice.

My wife makes million dollar quality cookies. :3 She's great at baking.

/Stone Cold Stunners the cookie thief  

[Lip-Desu]

Regan: Perhaps I'll do instead? *snuggles up to Ayaka and feeds her cookies... as well as taking the occasional cookie for herself* :3  

[The Paradox]

Asgeirr: Just keep your paws off my second wife, woman! She belongs to me and Ciara, so don't try to edge your way in. You just aren't really my type. Strong women are fine, but you don't have enough 'woman' in you to suit me.

He means you're not feminine enough for him. I think it's because you're too much like he is. And pfft, sinful. This is just Asgeirr and Ayaka warming up to each other apparently. xD  

[C h o t t o C h o c o]

Ayaka: -pulls out her sword- Oh. I do like Eastern silk. Apparently, we do have something in common. -sets down sword and starts talking about bedsheets-

Ohh. You lucky duck. If I land a man who can cook me amazing cookies, give me decent massages, and who will understand my biology jokes...I will be in heaven.