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 Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:53 am
Lex Joseph Luthor Jake Jordan Word on the street is you've been a very bad boy, Mr. Luthor. Me? bad? Who's been spreading these horrendous lies?? Lessee here... Everyone. Their mothers. And several gerbils on the Lower East Side.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:47 pm
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure is quiet in here today....
*re-alphebetizes the chemicals alcohols*
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:50 pm
Looks like a couple of bottles broke overnight. Folks probably thought Remy was fumigating.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:52 pm
It was that cowboy with the Two-face complex. He keeps coming back here when I'm off-shift and fiddling with things. I may set one of these whiskey bottles to explode when it's touched...
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:55 pm
Good idea. It's been a while since the Bistro had a good-sized hole in it. I kinda miss 'em.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:56 pm
You musta missed the other day when it was a pirate ship.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:58 pm
eek
I really need to start making it in here on the weekends.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:01 pm
Yes, that's when all of the REAL FUN~ is.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:05 pm
Stupid fake fun. stare
So, how's Johnslessness treating you?
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:07 pm
Confusingly. Apparently I've recently started to randomly hallucinate scenarios regarding my kids being brutally killed.
And this is considered NORMAL.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:17 pm
I think the important thing to remember is that they're scenarios. It's a step up, at least.
Although, it'd be WAY funny if one of your kids was named Kenny.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:24 pm
*walks in tired and thirsty*
Damn do I need a drink!
*heads behind the counter and grabs a whiskey bottle*
BOOM!
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:26 pm
eek
*heads to his other job*
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:33 pm
*Walks in and looks around*
Who blew up some good whiskey?
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:28 pm
::Walks in, makes sure the place is no longer a boat::
: biggrin ouble checks to make sure he's not hearing voices in his head anymore::
::Heads over to the bar past the dripping wet Cajun::
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