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 Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:45 am
Our band director hates percussion players and people that dot checkkey signatures. He has been known to throw large objects at people.(im not lying xd )
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:08 pm
Slouch.
A lot.
As my teacher says, looking like a cadaver.
And play every note 1/2 step up when you dislike the song
x3
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:04 pm
leave about thousands of messages on the director cell phone saying are we there yet?
Forget your instrument.
forget your music
and last forget your reeds!
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:17 am
laugh crazily after every piece, and during every piece.
If you play a woodwind, squeaking is fun too... xp
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:56 pm
Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:24 pm
idk if anyone already has this, but if you play trumpet, have your whole section hold their own with one hand and play the persons next to them with the other (using your own mouthpiece though...duh...)
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:25 pm
wow. If we even try to annoy our band conductor she'd stab us in the eye. No joke. She's hard core.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:20 pm
my band director told me on monday that this one kid that like everyone hates, comes in a starts poking him... xp
poke your band director. they will think you're weird.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:02 pm
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:04 pm
kaemaut Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition. Nice. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:24 pm
Replace his sunblock with instrument polisher. It makes his head really really shiney. Its almost blinding!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:30 pm
Stand up and make a speech during class, about something completly irrelavant.
Scream out the name of the song you want to play after every song ends, even if you just finished playing that song.
Call you band director "mommy" or "daddy".
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:18 pm
kyarii1029350 kaemaut Draw on your BD's face when he falls asleep on the way to a competition. Nice. 3nodding Before we left for the next trip, we got a ten minute lecture on not messing with people while they're sleeping.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:25 pm
If you play trumpet, get the whole section to loosen their valves just a little so you can still play, bit it makes a loud clacking sound.
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:19 pm
i annoy one of my band directors like this when he's eating during lunch i take some fries and eat them in front of him without even asking XD after that he gets kinda mad and tells me i owe him french fries
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