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 Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:41 pm
To realize that's too easy, then decide to gouge out his eyes, cut off his arms and legs, cut out his tongue, jam glowing hot steel rods into his ear drums, castrate him, and leave his limbless body in the Sahara Desert until he dies of slow, agonizing torture.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:38 am
To offer DA employment oportunity working in Imperial Intelligence
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:08 pm
Darkened Angel To realize that's too easy, then decide to gouge out his eyes, cut off his arms and legs, cut out his tongue, jam glowing hot steel rods into his ear drums, castrate him, and leave his limbless body in the Sahara Desert until he dies of slow, agonizing torture. To decide to not leave him in the desert, but instead throw him into the Sarlaac pit instead.
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:17 pm
To boldly do what no man has done before:
Defy Crix Madine... and live.
* They are doomed to fail at this.
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:23 pm
*Well, yeah, duh*
Um... Let's see... Oh, I know. To inspire movies like Spaceballs so that everyone in our galaxy can watch them and laugh. (Oh, that Dark Helmet...)
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:28 pm
to make vader a real black man instead of a pasty white guy with a black voice in a black suit.
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:54 pm
By making James Earl Jones more than just the voice.
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:23 pm
(That would be awesome! Maybe Vader went all anti-michael jackson in the interim of episodes III-IV, and changed into a black man... cool.)
To defeat those meddling rebels, and their wookie Chewie-Doo!
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:16 pm
Goal: To hire officers that aren't British.
Goal: To shoot Han first.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:08 pm
To make Dark troopers significantly less cool in Battlefront 2 than they are in Battlefront 1.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:23 am
To beam aboard the Enterprise and take Spock captive, just to hear him say how illogical it is.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:15 am
To put a bounty on Batman, have Boba Fett attempt to collect, then show the resulting fight on Pay per View.
Even if Boba Fett collects the bounty, the empire would still make a killing
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:43 am
To enter a clone of young Ani in the Indy 500 and see how many people he runs off track.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:56 pm
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