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 Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:18 pm
I divorce you because you're crazier than I am, and I'm jealous
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:08 am
I divorce you for having an affair with two other men! Yes, they were both two of my other personalities, but that's not the point!
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:14 pm
i divorce you becuase your robe needs some serious washing!
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:56 pm
I divorce you because your angelic attire makes you impossible to yell at XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:02 pm
I divorce you because you hair keeps getting in my stuff xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:45 pm
I divorce ya cause your bunny slippers were atrociously filthy all the time!
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:52 pm
I divorce you because you're so much more angelic than I am!
Wait...
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:03 pm
I divorce her because she keeps retargeting the superlaser in an attempt to destroy Iapetus – I swear, she has an unhealthy obsession with that moon's destruction.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:14 am
I divorce you because I'm allergic to your pets.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:09 pm
I divorce her because she calls my familiars, pets.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:20 am
I divorce you because you won't share me with your other personalities sad
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:37 am
I divorce her because she's covered in jam! (And I don't like grape so I could not bear to lick it off. rofl )
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:09 am
I divorce you because you won't lick me. xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:22 pm
Because she uses squirrels as prophylactic sponges and the things bite! eek
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:58 am
I divorce you because just once I would like to go out with you just dressed normaly! Why does it always have to be an eccentric show with you!? gonk rofl
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