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 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:02 pm
ID snagged a rifle from BB's wall.
"I so hope this is loaded with birdshot!"
He took aim at the stupid little penguin thing, and pulled the trigger.
Only then did the realization that the penguin was sitting on his own agent's head kick in.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:14 pm
Luckily, Mooby's aim was good. He missed. Blossom threw the penguin off her head and immediately ran inside to take a shower. When she was clean (and dressed again), she came back out and asked, mostly directing her comment toward anyone who was paying attention, "Has the meteor hit yet? And more importantly, is that penguin gone?" She looked around, anxiously, to find the whereabouts of the penguin.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:00 pm
The little penguin man saw Blossom and smiled. His eyes filled up with hearts, on fire. He ran toward Blossom and cried and cried and cried. He held on to her leg and cried. He gripped harder. He gripped so hard that he knew that no one could rip him apart from her. He cried some more. Noticing Guy he stood up full of jealousy and punched him right in the face. He then turned around as fast as he could and ran back clinging to Blossom's leg and cried. He was sorry and wanted so much more.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:17 pm
"Who is this Yet you speak of?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:30 pm
The little penguin man thought to himself as he held Blossom's leg tighter. "OOH WAEQUILTKA CHA MON, POO LA DEI KOU U JEAKAR , LOKTO BON SHA NOAW HETAS FOAL TO PAPA DIOA TEAN DIOA LA NIKKI MIY WEA LOVAEA QUEIO FOVRER! ," HE THOUGHT. It really says: "Oh, Blossom. I love you so much. Never leave me, my sight or my heart or you'll be a jerk, and I shall kill you and then I shall kill myself and then we can marry in paradise forever.
He looked at Guy, all sore in the chair, and giggled.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:05 am
The forgotten sphere smashed into the penguin, opening as it flew the last of the way and a man in golden armor rife with all sorts of odd devices and with flaming wings built into the back dropped to the ground. "I am Emperor James. You shall kneel or be terminated." With that, kneeling pads shot out of the sphere, ending up front of all the people present, with embroidered names. The one for the penguin hit it in the face.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:50 pm
The penguin rolled across the floor and landed on its back with its feet splayed open.
The emperor snarled, "YOU DARE RESPOND TO MY DEMAND WITH THE MOST OFFENSIVE OF BODILY INSULTS?"
With that, he pulled out a laser gun from his pocket and exploded the penguin's head. Bits of penguin brains landed in Blossom's hair.
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