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PickleBoy

PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:07 pm


Granted. Instead he wants to go straightening. And by that I mean, a brownies party where you paint your nails and make your hair all pretty. Just like mine *fluffs pink bow*

I wish I had a million dollars. (Cause thats never been done before... blaugh )
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:57 pm


Granted, you HAD a million dollars, but you spent it on drugs and you are now addicted to heroin, marijuana and ecstasy.

I wish that I wasn't asthmatic and didn't have any allergies, diseases or other unhealthy afflictions of the mind or body.

Death God Hitsugaya


cup_noodles

PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:51 pm


Bladed Alchemist
Granted, you HAD a million dollars, but you spent it on drugs and you are now addicted to heroin, marijuana and ecstasy.

I wish that I wasn't asthmatic and didn't have any allergies, diseases or other unhealthy afflictions of the mind or body.

Granted, HEY! It turns out your god now. You offically get shunned from the guild and everyone believers and non-believers alike avoid you like the plague.

I wish for more colors in my color pencil box, because 45 colors just isn't enough.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:07 pm


Granted. The box bursts open spontaneously, overflowing with colored pencils. Your room is immediately full of them, drowning you in colored pencils.

I wish I had my driver's license.

Lethkhar


Death God Hitsugaya

PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 pm


(WHat, If I'm god, that means I don't believe I exist!!! o.O)

Granted, you got your liscence, but promptly lost it from bad driving since you haven't had enough driving practice. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:55 pm


Bladed Alchemist
(WHat, If I'm god, that means I don't believe I exist!!! o.O)

Granted, you got your liscence, but promptly lost it from bad driving since you haven't had enough driving practice. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Wow you yourself don't believe you exist! But since no wish was specified. I grant it that you don't exist! xd

I wish for a llama.

cup_noodles


Death God Hitsugaya

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:05 am


Granted, but your llama is coloured pink, black and green in a camo-style.

I wish That I existed again.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:41 am


It would have been granted, but you can't make the wish because you don't exist.

I wish it was yesterday again.

Lethkhar


Death God Hitsugaya

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:37 pm


Granted, it is yesterday. And it remains yesterday for you, repeating the same tasks over and over again consciously while being unable to escape them. FOREVER!

I wish that the Naruto RP I'm in was more active.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:25 pm


Bladed Alchemist
Granted, it is yesterday. And it remains yesterday for you, repeating the same tasks over and over again consciously while being unable to escape them. FOREVER!

I wish that the Naruto RP I'm in was more active.



Granted. You now have four gaping plot holes, three couples dragging the story with them, two godmodders, and an illit. n00b in a pear tree.



I wish for emotional and mental strength.

Tenth Speed Writer


PickleBoy

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:29 pm


Granted. Now your mind can pick up stones from eight miles away and your emotions are so strong that they knock anyone around them out when you feel something. Because of this phenomenon, they lock you up in a steel tank and do crazy experiments on you. *whistles X-Files theme*

I wish I had a television. A good television.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:32 pm


PickleBoy
Granted. Now your mind can pick up stones from eight miles away and your emotions are so strong that they knock anyone around them out when you feel something. Because of this phenomenon, they lock you up in a steel tank and do crazy experiments on you. *whistles X-Files theme*

I wish I had a television. A good television.


Fail!

Granted. You step outside.
Classic television will never be the same.




I wish for a more meaningful answer.

Tenth Speed Writer


PickleBoy

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:44 pm


((I step outside and die in the snow drifts... Fail back at you.))

Granted. You get a very meaningful answer. 42.

I wish "The sun would come out, tomorrow, tomorrow."
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:45 pm


Bladed Alchemist
Granted, it is yesterday. And it remains yesterday for you, repeating the same tasks over and over again consciously while being unable to escape them. FOREVER!

I could live with that.^

@ Pickleboy: Granted, the sun comes out and incinerates the earth. Thanks a lot. stare

I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for her birthday. (She says she doesn't want anything, but I think she's lying. Better safe than sorry.)

Lethkhar


Tenth Speed Writer

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:53 pm


Lethkhar
Bladed Alchemist
Granted, it is yesterday. And it remains yesterday for you, repeating the same tasks over and over again consciously while being unable to escape them. FOREVER!

I could live with that.^

@ Pickleboy: Granted, the sun comes out and incinerates the earth. Thanks a lot. stare

I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for her birthday. (She says she doesn't want anything, but I think she's lying. Better safe than sorry.)



Granted. I would recommend something small, but meaningful. Sentimental jewelry, a stuffed animal, perhaps with a poem attached if you have the skill.


However, she's cheating on you. : D



I wish for a better way to get my ideas out there.
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