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 Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:38 pm
A: If you don't eat your vegetables first they'll come back and kill you in your sleep.
B: Why can't stop lights be pink white and purple, instead of red, yellow, green.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:53 pm
because they can't be black, grey and brown
can you spare me a few questiong to ask?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:26 pm
I suppose I could but then I wouldn't have any material...
Why does teh end of teh universe under your bed?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:28 pm
Because your mom made a baby last night. >>
t- Why do people touch wet paint if you tell them its wet, but not count stars?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:40 pm
cause they can't see the lil stars I can
ever not go to the movies?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:43 pm
olny when the ice cream in on a spaceship to pluto
Why do dogs die from chocolate?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:47 pm
Because there are too many stars and the paint is right there.
Why must you sink so low as to insult my mother?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:49 pm
A:Because actually Dogs die in Hot Cars and chocolate tried to take over the world last night with coke and chips and your mother ate them...
Q: When was the last time you had your head examined by a cabbage???
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:02 pm
bellpepper A:Because actually Dogs die in Hot Cars and chocolate tried to take over the world last night with coke and chips and your mother ate them...
Q: When was the last time you had your head examined by a cabbage??? Last week. Why not insult your mother?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:09 pm
A: Because E=mc2 and I don't know why the cow jumped over teh moon.
B: Rub a Dub Dub why did you kill the 3 men in the tub.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:41 pm
bellpepper A: Because E=mc2 and I don't know why the cow jumped over teh moon.
B: Rub a Dub Dub why did you kill the 3 men in the tub. Because the voices came back and told me too! NBut, the better question is why were there 3 men in the same tub???
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:51 pm
Because they are payed less and less the more the joke gets told
Why does the chocolate kettle hate the solar powered torch?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:03 pm
A: Because it can't seem to run away fast enough from my solar powered toothbrush of doom and destruction.
Q: Will tom ever catch jerry and make him into a sandwich.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:49 pm
bellpepper A: Because it can't seem to run away fast enough from my solar powered toothbrush of doom and destruction.
Q: Will tom ever catch jerry and make him into a sandwich. A.Tom did catch jerry once but her got sympathetic and let him go.
Q. Why do we call stuffed animals teddy bears whens ome of them clearly are not bears?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:52 pm
A: Because the name my little pony was taken.
Q: If you stop walking would you shadow take the opportunity to run away.
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