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 Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:43 am
Guess they don't appreciate joy... what a pity. I'm calling from jail because I tried to talk on the officers radio. 
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Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:40 am
You really gotta be careful around those officers.
I'm calling from Jail cause I kept making siren sounds and it was making drivers pull over thinking an emergency vehicle was coming.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:43 am
I told you that your sounds effects were very realistic.
I'm calling from jail because I let all the animals out of their cages in the zoo.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:39 am
I told you that's dangerous a lot of animals see anything running as pray...
I'm calling from Jail cause it's hot out and I just wanted the air conditioning so I locked myself in this cell...
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:39 am
If only you would have listened to my suggestion to go to Sears and hang out in the A/C section!! I'm calling from jail because I wanted to dance!
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:27 am
I told you people in nodanceville consider dancing to be evil...
I'm calling from jail cause I made up a silly name for a town...
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:18 pm
So many closed minded people!! I'm calling from jail because I accidentally filled the salt shaker with sugar.
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Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:47 pm
(my great grandma put sugar on her fries once and still ate them)
I told you sugar really doesn't go with french fries.
I'm calling from jail cause I have tendonitis.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:07 am
I told you not to break into that clinic after hours.
I'm calling from jail because I passed GO and did not collect $200.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:40 pm
I told you people get made when you don't take your 200 dollars when you pass go!
I'm calling from Jail because I collected your 200 dollars when I passed go.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:54 pm
I told you that you shouldn't pass go.
I'm calling from jail because cops don't like when you bribe them with donuts.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:57 pm
I told you contrary to popular belief not all cops like donuts, some like baby carrots.
I'm calling from jail because I wanted to decorate the cell and they locked me in because I painted it pink.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:00 pm
❤ I told you to paint it with a floral design.
I'm calling from jail because I brought a rabid squirrel into the library
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:11 pm
I told you cranky librarians tend not to appreciate animals in their libraries especially rabid squirrels.
I'm calling from jail because I hate fish-flies.
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