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 Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:18 pm
we pissed our band director off...... alot.... and she threw her stand 3 or four feet with all of her stuff on it.... and she was yelling obcenities... and it was absolutely hillarious... of course at the time it scared the hell outta me, but looking back it was funny.
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:47 pm
~here's a lullably to close your eyes~
We were learning to walk to the side, but alot of the new members (like me) didn't have that perfect body posture when we did it, so our teacher made us hold out our hands like we were holding out a gun. Then the guy next to me, Danny (Who I secretly crush on), was all ": D DO YOU HAVE TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?" And pointed to his arms. The Teacher replied with "D8 That show didn't even sell out."
Then when it was break time, Mr. A said Mr. Wang should wear a toga and get Danny with a Kilt and bagpipes. : )
~it was always you that I despised~
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:41 pm
[Woah...small world o.o]
Yeah...marching band..
Our Teacher,Mr.Burke, plays all the time.
"Okay listen up...I'm going to become a major Nazi with these uniforms.."
[Since we were getting fitted for our marching clothes]
"I know you will take these home today and if I find a jacket with your nam on it..you better run away from me or else I will kick you up soo high or bury you alive.."
=o=;;
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:25 pm
So once a few years ago, my BD, Mr. Helm, said something that made us all go 'WHA???"
During class this drummer named Eric was bouncing a basketball in the classroom for some reason. My BD goes up and says,
"Hey! The only balls that bounce in this room are MINE!"
Wow.... burning_eyes BAAAD thoughts.....
He was a funny guy. He had a speech for everything...
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:54 pm
It was Mr. Suiter's birthday so we sang "Happy Birthday" to him and when we finished he said "There's a reason we're all in band." He's awesome 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:20 pm
One of my band teachers occassionally makes analogies.
There was this one part in a song where the first flutes had to do flutter tongue. He somehow compared this to the saliva sucking machine at the dentist and when it gets stuck to your tongue. He did the impression of it and everything. The person who sat next to me were joking about it for weeks after. xD
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:06 am
crazyaviator Number_09 During "The Great Locomotive Chase:" Mr. B - Sam, did you pick a note? Sam: Yeah... Mr. B - What note did you pick? *Sam holds up fingerings* Mr. B - Now, did you PLAY that note? Sam: No... <_< >_> LOL We played that too...... The french horns were going to pick a note and Mr. Dunham said `okay, everyone, measure (insert measure name here)` So, we started there, and when we were playing and we all braced ourselves for the pick a note, all the horns played the exact same note! BD just kind of cut us off and sat there. He said`okay, from the top' and we all just burst out laughing We played that in middle school when I was in eighth grade. Our trumpets did the same thing!!! XD
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:08 pm
During marching season last year, I was wearing all camo one day. Fearless Leader (our assistant BD) comes up to me and goes, "Where's Stacy, and what the hell's this TREE doing in the middle of the football field?!" xd
Another funny (sparked by a BD) was on an exceptionally cold morning and we were in set. When The Mad Irishman (chief BD) was running through drill with the trumpets (and monologuing) Sarah says, "Clarinet huddle!" and we clarinets huddle together for warmth. After a while TMI comes back to the rest of the band and he goes, "OK, everyone back in set! You too, clarinets! Do I want to know what they're doing?" and Jess, our section leader, shouts back, "We're planning our next orgy!"
rofl sweatdrop redface
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:47 pm
in either grade, we played this piece called pinnacle, but i liked pinapple, so the whole band just started calling it pineapple, and one day, the band director actually called it Pineapple XDXDXDXD it wuz the best.... XDXD heart
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:50 pm
Haha We had a list that we gave to the band director and we read them to the audience at a band concert.. The title is.. I like special grass.. haha and it goes on like that.. rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:52 pm
my band teacher miss.slaybel she was tell us the story of west side in few world and said "basikly at the end everone dies ." we were lafting for the rest of the day.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:16 pm
my band director had no sense of humor whatsoever...
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:49 pm
Funniest thing Mr. Wilson has said... it's a hard one but I'd have to pick "I think you're staying the same age and I'm getting older!"
As for the other staff, MS. BURROWS! STORYTIIIIIIME! She tells stories that are so funny everyone in flute-clarinet sectionals laughs their head off and are more enthusiastic when we do stuff. However, the sad thing is that all the stories she tells are true. About herself. Poor, poor Ms. B.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:15 pm
During our first week of our marching season, we have “theme nights” where we go to practice dressed up according to the night’s theme to promote spirit. Well, this year, the last “theme night” was a Hawaiian theme, and during our morning practice that day, some of the parents brought lays for all of us…
… and of course, our band director decided to remind us all to get one, and told us all to “See the parents and get lay-ed!”
I’m not sure if he ever truly realized what he had just said, but my band had a good laugh over it. blaugh
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:22 pm
The_Crazy_Muffin shini-kuma Not quite what he *said*, more what he *did*. ^^; He paid a really loud oboe player 5$ to shut up. xd I'd take $5 to shut up. That's 20 ice cream cups! Maybe if I play my oboe loud enough... ninja i might have to try that once i get my oboe back...
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