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 Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:09 pm
Tarrien -[olivegreencrayon]- granted. instead, another ice age starts.
I wish I wasn't so darn lazy XD Granted but you're so not lazy that you explode from lack of lazyness I wish I was a person granted, but then you find out about your saimese twin sister, who was hanging out from the back of your skull for your whole life. Your are now technically considered as "two people" I wish I could run with scissors.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:23 pm
wish granted, but when you run with scissors you end up having hot un lubricated sex with them and tear up your butt hole
i wish that my orgasms could last longer
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:44 pm
CynicalZepplin wish granted, but when you run with scissors you end up having hot un lubricated sex with them and tear up your butt hole
i wish that my orgasms could last longer Granted, but it becomes a constant orgasm that you cannot stop until you finally die because all of the fluid has left your body. (this could be a good thing?) I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:02 pm
Granted, but then all your teeth rot and fall out and you're forced to live in agony without dating for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a cure for death.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:13 am
Granted, but you and your work gets eaten by Mothra before you can tell anyone.
I wish I was 21.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:17 am
Granted, but you mess up the 'space time continuem' and the world ends. twisted
I wish I had 57k Gaia gold. xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:22 am
Granted but I seduce you and you wind up giving me every bit of it.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:34 am
DaLilMoomba Granted but I seduce you and you wind up giving me every bit of it. I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish. Granted, but the fish kills you instead. I wish I had a wish to put here.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:03 am
Granted, but it's a wish for death by rhinocerous stomping.
I wish I'd go to sleep earlier.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:15 am
Granted, but you end up falling in the deepest sleep and don't wake up until the year of 5719 and you find that all your loved ones have died and passed on without you.
I wish that my banana weren't homosexual.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:45 am
LainyG Granted, but you end up falling in the deepest sleep and don't wake up until the year of 5719 and you find that all your loved ones have died and passed on without you. I wish that my banana weren't homosexual. wish granted but your banana decides it's a cross dresser and starts dressing like a papaya. i wish my vacation was already starting.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:48 am
Granted but you have a lousy vacation
I wish school didnt teach me so much useless information.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:20 am
Granted, but instead it fills your head with too complicating informations, so your head explodes sweatdrop
I wish me and my loved ones could live long, healthy, happy lives. ninja
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:08 pm
Tersius Granted, but instead it fills your head with too complicating informations, so your head explodes sweatdrop
I wish me and my loved ones could live long, healthy, happy lives. ninja Your relatives grow to hate you because you annoy them. I wish i could die. (HA try making that morbid!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:28 pm
Ickabod66613 Tersius Granted, but instead it fills your head with too complicating informations, so your head explodes sweatdrop
I wish me and my loved ones could live long, healthy, happy lives. ninja Your relatives grow to hate you because you annoy them. I wish i could die. (HA try making that morbid!) Granted but Dusty's the one who gets to kill you. I wish my car could make a drive across the country.
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