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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:35 pm
You're fired for making brownies at work! Do something productive for once...
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:44 pm
You're fired for thinking making brownies at a bakery that's known for it's brownies is unproductive!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:25 pm
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
YOU'RE FIRED because it's FRIDAY!
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:43 pm
You're fired for throwing up (or sneezing?) rainbows at work.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:18 pm
Your fired for having red hair! Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece 
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:32 pm
You're fired for being the figurative Ol' Ball and Chain!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:43 pm
Your fired for letting your Rainbow Attack Unicorn fly around in the store!
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:49 pm
You're fired for feeding my Rainbow Attack Unicorn chocolate so it got such a sugar rush that it needed to fly around the store!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:25 am
you're fired because the sky is blue and i don't like the color blue!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:27 am
youre fired because the sky is blue and i dont like you biggrin
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:46 pm
...birds creep over tin roofs, like criminals with tap shoes... I Hear ThunderYou're fired because i saw a horror movie earlier!
But Theres No Rain ...stain the glass with windows, extortionate and cold stare...
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:12 pm
your fired for watching a horror movie and not inviting me! D:
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:40 pm
You're fired because I'm exhausted. Pluh >.<
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:30 pm
your fired for setting fire to your desk, which spread to the next desk and the next and the next and the next until everything was on fire and we had a giant fire going but no marshmellows to roast!
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:45 am
you fired for not rushing away to go buy marshmallows immediately. What sort of person are you? A marshmallow hater? D:
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