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I heart quotes!! A selection from my big Notepad document of quotables:

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.' "
-Robin Tyler

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a f*****t?' "
-Jon Stewart

"Capitalism is the devil's wet dream."
-Ani DiFranco

"I'm not a whore. I'm affordable."
-My friend Myki xd

"It's not a fetish...more like a hobby."
-Also from Myki

"The essential definition of 'normal' for anything is that if you leave a thing alone, it will remain the way it is. And if it dislikes that state, then in some way it must not be normal."-Seiichi Kirima, Boogiepop Phantom

"Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think think I know, I don't think I think."-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade."
-Unknown

"White Castle burgers are just like breasts...you can't just have ONE!"
-Me xp

"I got kicked out of hell for selling popsicles and lollipops!"
-my friend Naomi

" 'D=<' looks like an old man with an upside-down toaster on his head..."
-my online friend "Vhulasha"

"Puff the magic drag queen..."
-Myki strikes again! xp

And when asked when he knew he was gay, Myki responded:
"Yeah, my parents knew when I would coreograph Madonna routines in the living room to show them when they got home."

Aaaaaand, I have plenty more, but have lost them somewhere on my computer. sweatdrop Anyway, I hope ya enjoy! 3nodding

-The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.

-Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.

-A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.

-If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.

- Power corrupts you say? In actuality the truth is much more subtile, Power does not corrupt, but attracts the corrupted, those who are truly benevolent do not seek power and therfore never attain it

-All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptable. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.

-Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.

-Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

-Blood is thicker than water, but politics are thicker than blood.

-It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present and a waste to live in the future.

-Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

-To suspect your own mortality is to know the beginning of terror, to learn irrefutably that you are mortal is to know the end of terror.

-The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria

-We accept too damned many things on the explanations of people who could have good reasons for lying

-Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know

(Frank Herbert) author of DUNE

^^ I guess im smart cause i said that... so has alot of people on this earth...

Keep the apple so the doctor can stay away. but if he's a cute doctor. Fluck the fruit!!

" they say god doesn't like ugly, so why the hell are you here?"

"what are grits...?" - Sarah (Fisshu)

"There's no such thing as a straight guy, just one who hasn't met Jack!!!" Jack from Will adn Grace
"Ford Prefect, thats one cool frood who really knows where his towel is." The hitch hikers guide tot eh galaxy by Douglas Adams
"And I Jack! The pumpkin king, have grown so tired of the same old thing.." Jack skeleton from The nightmare before christmas
"Whats the worst i could say, since I'm better if i stayed, so long adn good night, so long adn good night!" My Chemical Romance - Helena
"LA LI HO!" Shuichi from Gravitation
"...Whatever.." Squall from Final Fantasy VIII
"Life? Don't talk to me about life..." Marvin the paranoid android from Hitch Hikers

yes...what are girts...o_O