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 Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:00 pm
You find a love but on your wedding day your husband dies in a car crash.
I wish these Pringles tasted better.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:35 pm
They taste so good that you keep on eating them until you are fat and greasy and can no longer move and you turn into jabba the hut.
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:40 pm
We get in a nuclear war. Only thing left is cockroaches. They feel no hate. Wish granted.
I wish time didn't go so fast...
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:42 pm
Way to go you broke the timestream
I wish fir more wishes
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:20 pm
You get more wishes, but every time you use one you will get brutally mauled by leprechauns.
I wish for a nicer pair of pants.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:23 pm
Granted, but after going into the washer and dryer once, it shrinks so much you can't wear it anymore.
I wish my classes were easier.
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:14 am
Hur durr dis us da college level
I wish that didn't hurt my head
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:59 am
Wish grated. You find yourself decapitated, thus, getting rid of your head pains.
I wish I had a Gundam.
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:57 am
Other mobile suits make it explode in a fireball of doom
I wish I way psychic
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:58 am
You contract Clobe
I wish that I could cook
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:22 pm
Wish granted, but you one day you leave the stove on and it blows up your house.
I wish I could eat Greek Food every weekend <3
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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:27 pm
You eventually get fat and die from a heart attack after years of ridicule by others and children poking at you and saying "Mommy, mommy, look at the fat guy/girl". Lord knows how you got fat from eating greek food just on the weekends, but that's how i'm choosing to corrupt your wish. So there.
I wish that my homework does itself.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:33 pm
You now have magical homework that completes itself. But since homework lacks the capacity to have any sort of intelligence, everything it does for you ends up as scribbles. Your teacher decides to grade on the quality of the homework and not simply if you completed it, notices how poorly the homework was done, and flunks you miserably.
I wish I could have a better wi-fi connection.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:59 pm
Granted, but then a miserable hacker hacks into your wi-fi and starts looking at illegal CP on it. The F.B.I. finds you and hold you responsible and arrests you with no discriminating evidence.
I wish I had an awesome flaw.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:03 pm
Granted! The awesome flaw is rick rolling randomly. Eventually people get so annoyed they decide to burn you at the stake.
I wish I had a bag of flaming hot Doritos.
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