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 Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:41 pm
my friend eats the lard dies of a heart attack, while I'm just sitting back laughing. I get charged for not helping and die in prison. (this goddess is too pretty for those gangstas... >>; wink
I drop a spork.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:22 pm
my spork found out he was batman and killed me while im screaming I MISS YOU MIRINDA!!!!!!
i drop my broken heart.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:44 pm
Your broken heart falls on my head and impales my brain. I die soon after.
I drop a 10 gallon bucket of ice cream.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:53 pm
Can't you be more original?
I start eating the ice cream, but after a few bites i die mysteriously....
I drop my Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough twisted frosty from Wendy's
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:22 pm
@emoXvampireXgirl: Nope. My originality ran out three pages ago.
I pick up the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough twisted frosty from Wendy's and begin eating it. I from a serious brain freeze.
I drop a chicken.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:24 pm
I cook the chicken and eat it. a few days later i die. turns out it had the bird flu....
I leave my intestines on the floor
@Cobalt: interesting enough....Le_Scratches must have died a looooooooong time ago
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:56 pm
I pick up your intestines and use them to make sausage. Unfortunately I get the Bird Flu as well.
I drop a Zebra.
@emoXvampireXgirl: Yea...I know. I killed it with a toothpick.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:00 pm
I calm the zebra down cuz he's freakin out. I start riding him around he jumped off a random cliff.
I drop Todd Agnew.
@Cobalt:*bursts out laughin*
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:27 pm
I have no idea who Todd Agnew is so he kills me out of spite.
I drop a flying monkey.
@emoXvampireXgirl: You should of seen what I did with his soul. Those children will be scared for life.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:33 pm
The flying monkey sh*ts on me and i kill it. a whole hoard of monkeys kill me.
i drop the arousing comments on my profile.
@Cobalt:*keeps laughin*
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:59 pm
They fall into my pockets and I get arrested for public indecency. I am killed in prison because they think I am a child molester.
I drop my Will.
@emoXvampireXgirl: Thou I think what I did to his humanity was my best work. Thous Nuns will never get the stains out.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:03 pm
I find out im on the will, but i find out i have to play russian roulette to get my items. i spin the barrel of the revolver and the first shot kills me.
i drop a revolver.
@Coablt: *roflmao*
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:21 pm
I pick up the revolver but then the cops arrive. They think I killed you and I die in the ensuing gun battle.
I drop a monkey.
@emoXvampireXgirl: ....o_O I can't be THAT entertaining.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:28 pm
i pick up the monkey and it attacks and kills me
I leave Erica on the floor....damn she's cute
@Cobalt: not you, what you said was entertaining. I didn't think i was that amusing until I caught Erica staring at a me a few times. not a bad stare one of those im paying attention to you stares....
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:37 pm
I look at Erica and she stabs me in the eye.
I drop an ice pick.
@emoXvampireXgirl: >> << She's spying on you. >> <<
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