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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:30 am
Thanks. And here's something I cam up with. not as funny but still.
Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
*Nothing but silence.*
Leon: Um...Krauser?*head shot.*
Sanders: Thank you for finding us a chicken.
Krauser: The pleasure is all mine Colonel. Remember, I want mine extra crispy.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:14 pm
Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: You told me you burned those pictures!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:43 pm
Leon: C'mon out Krauser! Or do you want me to go about telling everyone that you're a chicken? Buck-buck-buck-BUGOK!
Krauser: .....Son-of-a-b***h!Your head would sooo be cut off right now if the damn game didn't glitch out!..I'll just hover here for a while,but as soon as someone opens the console and gives it a good blow....your a** is bird-feed.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:46 am
life like a box of bullets,u keep shootin but u never no if ure gonna hit XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:46 pm
Winner and runner ups:
3rd = King of Misery
2nd = Alkaizer87 (For the first one)
1st = Biohazard EXTREME
The cluck did it for me. xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:12 pm
Yay!! Well, quite frankly, you know very well that I hate RE4. So I didn't wanna do an RE4 joke, I figured I'll do a chicken joke instead.  Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:40 pm
Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: C-Claire! It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Claire: How... how could you... *sniffle*
Zombie: Claire, I'm so sorry... I just... I looked at him, he looked at me, our eyes met... it stirred these feelings in me and I just couldn't control myself!
Claire: So... so you killed him?
Zombie: Well no s**t, honey, I'm a zombie. What did you think I meant when I said all that stuff? Huh?
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:48 pm
Canas Renvall Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!? Zombie: C-Claire! It's not what it looks like, I swear! Claire: How... how could you... *sniffle* Zombie: Claire, I'm so sorry... I just... I looked at him, he looked at me, our eyes met... it stirred these feelings in me and I just couldn't control myself! Claire: So... so you killed him? Zombie: Well no s**t, honey, I'm a zombie. What did you think I meant when I said all that stuff? Huh? Dang it!! You took my idea first...oh well I'll have to think of something else. However right now I can't I have class in a few minutes. Edit: Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!? Zombie: It's not what it looks like! Claire: Like hell it doesn't. I'm only keeping you around so that Leon won't chase me. However, instead you decide to eat your snack before you even scare off that p***k? Zombie: No, that's not... Claire: It's punishment time! Zombie: No! Not her! Alice: Damn right it's me. Now shut up and stand still, this won't hurt a bit.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:44 pm
Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Uhh...What?
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Can you please repeat that-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Maybe wipe the blood away from your mouth-
Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: -Or possibly clear your throat.
Zombie: Eh hem...HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS!
Claire: Nope, still not getting it. Maybe say it slower?
Zombie: HRR...GGG...HHH! DEA...T...HHHH...PAR...R...TS!
Claire: Well when you say it like that it sounds all seperated and even harder to understand. Maybe say it without the caps lock?
Zombie: Hrrggghhh! Deathhhh parrts!
Claire: Still nope. Maybe-
Zombie: JESUS F***ING CHRIST I'M GROANING AND SAYING DEATH PARTS IS IT THAT HARD TO F***ING UNDERSTAND ARE YOU DEAF?!?!
Claire: See, I don't know what you're trying to tell me when you say it in a run on sentence like that.
Zombie: stressed
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:36 pm
Chase Me To The End Claire: Oh my god! What is going on here!? Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS! Claire: Uhh...What? Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS! Claire: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Can you please repeat that- Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS! Claire: -Maybe wipe the blood away from your mouth- Zombie: HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS! Claire: -Or possibly clear your throat. Zombie: Eh hem...HRRGGGHHH! DEATHHHH PARRTS! Claire: Nope, still not getting it. Maybe say it slower? Zombie: HRR...GGG...HHH! DEA...T...HHHH...PAR...R...TS! Claire: Well when you say it like that it sounds all seperated and even harder to understand. Maybe say it without the caps lock? Zombie: Hrrggghhh! Deathhhh parrts! Claire: Still nope. Maybe- Zombie: JESUS F***ING CHRIST I'M GROANING AND SAYING DEATH PARTS IS IT THAT HARD TO F***ING UNDERSTAND ARE YOU DEAF?!?! Claire: See, I don't know what you're trying to tell me when you say it in a run on sentence like that. Zombie: stressed hahahahaahaahahahahha.....I don't know why this is funny, but it just is.... rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:54 pm
Claire: Oh my God!What's going on here?!
Zombie: *Smack* *Smack* Uhhh...want some...?
Claire: Dammit,Frank!I turn my back for ten minutes,and your chowing down on the next-door-nieghbor?I mean look at your face!You got Joes...inards all over you!
Frank: Aww,baby,come on.You knew this was how I rolled when we met.We've gotta face the facts,I'm livin' in the fast-lane with a one-track stomach while you're cruising downtown.
Claire: I can't even look at you right now.
Joe: I...just wan...ted...to...borrow..some..sugar.
Claire: Oh I bet you sick,a*****e!
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:51 pm
I was hoping for more submissions, but it's time...
The winner is... The King of Misery.
Heheh, sugar.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:25 pm
Okay, King of Misery doesn't seem to be around, so I'll let Chase post the next pic.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:11 pm
Rightyo.
In celebration of the upcoming release of Resident Evil: Afterlife, here's a pic totally unrelated to it.
http://z.about.com/d/classicgames/1/0/z/9/-/-/Captivate_06_bmp_jpgcopy.jpg
Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.
The winner will be chosen after I get at least four entries.
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:48 pm
Jill: Huh? What are you doing in the library? You know you can't read. Tch, stupid snake thinks it can read, heh.
Yawn: ...Wait, this isn't the Harry Potter movie set?
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