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 Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:01 am
Granted! You receive a device that constantly reports back on every minute detail of your kissing – to the detriment and distraction of you, so you never get to enjoy kissing again.
I wish I had a backup kidney.
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:59 am
Granted! But just as they are about to perform the transplant, the doctor drops the kidney on the floor. One of the surgeons slips on it and trips, causing several nurses and interns to fall. You are then subjected to a personal injury lawsuit by the surgical staff for having an overly slippery kidney.
I wish I didn't like sugar so much.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:06 pm
Granted but you now love salt even more and are constantly thirsty..
I wish my kids would quit trying to hide their laundry...
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:53 pm
Granted! But when the cops came and saw all the bloody clothing and hair samples from the murdered family down the street, they were immediately busted.
I wish that
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:19 am
Granted but...
I wish that I was a new daddy again.
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:57 pm
Granted! But your new child is the spawn of Satan and makes the rest of your life a living hell.
I wish Anime North was here already!!
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:41 am
Granted.. but you are now completely exhausted and have to wait another entire year for all the fun again.
I wish tv shows didn't have "seasons" and were on every week.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:40 pm
Erin: OMG YOU'RE PSYCHIC!! MY WISH ACTUALLY CAME TRUE!! creepy... eek
Anyways... your wish is granted, but the actors, writers, etc never get a break, so all the shows you love end up all being the same repetitive crap.
I wish I could learn to act like I do at AN all the time.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:17 am
(tehehe I'm good aren't I Tiika? lol)
Granted but the jokes about you being a fan girl never end and you are constantly soar from jumping and running around and you loose your throat every other day from all the screaming.
I wish my neck didn't hurt.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:16 pm
GRANTED! I show up at your door with a neck brace and pain meds. The brace is itchy and cumbersome and the meds numb your hands so you can't scratch right.
I wish my car would just run already! scream
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:35 pm
Granted! Your car turns into a Transformer and runs away screaming about McDonalds cups...
I wish I didn't have to shave my legs.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:46 am
granted you legs are always baby smooth but now your arms are as hairy as an orangutans ^.^
I wish I could stop shoving down my emotions sometimes.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:41 pm
Granted! But you spend the rest of your life with tears on your face.
I wish I didn't have to work.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:48 pm
Granted! Starvation and homelessness is not fun though..
I wish for a house by the sea.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:32 am
Granted, but the Dead Sea stinks.
I wish I wasn't so good at procrastinating.
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