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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:39 pm
((Apology accepted "You're an a**" would have also worked. mrgreen ))
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:25 pm
[Yeah, but I've already used up my quoto of that, today. No, wait! I have one left!]
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:19 pm
(("a**" can be replaced with "little b***h," "d**k," or various other insulting phrases.))
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:00 pm
[The idear of it all is the same, however.]
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:32 pm
((How about a sarcasm-laden "wonderful man?"))
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:51 pm
[Sarcasm + Internet =/ personal enjoyment + humilation]
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:24 pm
((Well, me feeding you things to say gonna cut down on the humiliation factor as well.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:09 pm
[Nonesense. Feeding me words is like giving the enemy ammo, because they're running low.]
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:24 pm
((But I'm taking all the powder out of it first. The shock factor isn't there.))
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:41 pm
[You realize that's like saying a paratrooper's landing isn't on his rump, yes?]
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:34 am
((That makes no sense. Even if they lands expertly, they'll most likely fall over from the force.))
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:25 pm
[...Yes...you know that's the point of it all? Lol...you know that if you try to land on your legs they snap, yes? Thus, you land on your a**. And it's not like you fall that far over, considering all the crap they shove on the 'troopers before they dust off.]
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:55 pm
((Reminds me of a question on a Physics test. It ended with a man falling something 600 meters without anything to slow him down, and surviving completely unhurt.))
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:09 pm
[Now that is a story for a cocktail party. How'd he end up so lucky?]
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:55 am
((I don't know, the teacher never explained it. Also, if you find a 5000 mile-wide river, please tell me.))
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