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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:25 pm
*Sings loudly*
Next time out to sea
Bring enough soil to bury me
For i don't want my final jig
In the belly of a squid
Take my trouser, take my shirt
Just give me that sweet dirt
For the water's cold and grim
And I never learned to swim
No her love never set me free
So I set out for the ocean
Now in my dreams she comes to me
Whispering of peace
But I've known since the day
That we sailed from Santiago
Her dry embrace would kiss my face
No never, no more
The sea is a cruel mistress
The sea is a cruel mistress
Many moons to the day
That I threw her love away
Now every whale spouts, "Go to hell"
And the wind laughs in my face
I've grown harder to the eyes
And salty to the taste
My pride has gone with the wake
As I wait my cold, wet grave
I rose to the smell
Of a wet desert hell
And i thought to myself
How'd I wind up in this jail
'Til a voice called to me
From deep within the sea
Dry your eyes my dear fisherman
Your a** belongs to me
The sea's a cruel mistress
The sea's a cruel mistress
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:25 pm
*Paces his mini island...waiting for the pirates to leave him be, well, if they were real pirates and not a trick of the mind that is.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:26 pm
::Contemplates shooting Jaeger before he launches another verse::
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:28 pm
*Finishes lashing down everything. Looks around.*
Hey, where'd the captain go? Who's steering this thing? eek
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:35 pm
ninja trumps pirate anyday
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:39 pm
DAMMIT!
*tries to untangle himself from the squid tentacles dragging him off the ship*
HELP ME! DO IT FOR THE RUM!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:39 pm
*See giant squid tentacle reaching for the ship.*
Aw hell. Jonah I hope you can shoot straight when you're sea sick.
*Pulls out my knife.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:40 pm
Val_Armorr ninja trumps pirate anyday Damn straight. whee
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:40 pm
I dunno 'bout any pirates, but I'd love to get some booty.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:42 pm
*Lightning flashes down from the sky, charring the squid*
Don't ye be screwin' with us who ride lightning, squiddy.
*zips past more angry tentacles to the ship's wheel*
I'll steer her clear if'n ye can untangle us from her grasp, boys!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:42 pm
I just know this is gonna end poorly.
*Pounces on the tentacle that got Wally and buries my knife into it. I jerk the blade around like shifting stubborn gears on a truck.*
LET 'IM GO!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:43 pm
*Takes note of the Giant Squid attacking the imaginary pirates.*
If they'd hit it just above either one of its eyes, he'd leave...
*Goes back to pacing.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:43 pm
*Hacks at more tentacles with my knife.*
I think I need somethin' bigger. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:44 pm
Goddammit, Ah hate boats...
::Unleashes shots into the squid's face as it starts pulling itself on the deck::
BDOW! BLAM!
Ain't fond of giant critters, neither.
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