SilvernKnight
*cringed*
gonk Don't remind me of Red vs. Blue, they are just so funny that I can't stop laughing. The moment I think of them, I think of the Puma or you could rather call it the... Warthog.
whee Sarge: Lopez, bring up the vehicle.
*Griff and Simons see the warthog*
Simmons: shotgun!
Griff: ********: This is the M12LRV, i like to call it the warthog
Simmons: Why warthog sir?
Sarge: Because M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation son.
Griff: No, why the warthog? It doesn't look like a pig.
Sarge: Say that again?
Griff:I think It looks like a puma
Sarge: what in sam hell is a puma?!
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No, like a puma, it's a large predatory cat, like a lion...but different.
Sarge: you're making that up.
Griff: I'm telling you, it real!
Sarge: Simmons! I want you to poison Griffs next meal
Simmons: Yes sir!
Sarge: See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, now what animal has tusks?
Griff: a walrus.
Sarge: Didn't i just tell you to stop making up animals?!
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*Church and Tucker watching form a rig, Church has the sniper*
Tucker: what is that thing?
Church: I don't know, looks like uh...looks like they got a car down there. We better get back to base and repot
Tucker: A car? How come they get a car?
Church: what are you complaining about? We're about to get a tankin the next drop
Tucker: you can't pick up chicks in a tank
Church: oh you know, you could b***h about anything couldn't you? We're gone get a tank and you're worried about chicks! What chicks are we gonna pick up? And more importantly, how are you going to pick up chicks in a car like that?
Tucker: What kind of car is it?
Church: I don't know, I've never seen a car like that before. It..looks like a big cat of some kind.
*pause*
Tucker: What like a puma?
Church: Yeah, there you go.
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*back to the reds*
Sarge: So unless anyone has anymore mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehical. We're going to stick with the Warthog. How about it Griff?
Griff: No sir, no more suggestions
Sarge: Are you sure? How bout big foot?
Griff: That's ok
Sarge: Unicron?
Griff: no really, I'm, I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquach?
Simmons: Lepperchan?
Griff: Hey, he doesn't need any help
Sarge: phoenix
Griff: ahhh, christ.
Sarge: Hey simmons, what's the name of the mexican lizard? The one that eats all the goats?
Simmons: Uhhh, that would be the Chuppacabra Sir.
Sarge: Hey Griff, Chuppathingy, hoiw bout that? I like it, got a nice ring to it.
I personally think it looks like a frog kinda. Xp
and i love Chruch's reaction to he tank:
Church: *almost drooling* You know what? I could blow up the who godamn world with this thing.
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