Rennie Nadishika
kitedragon
Who here heard about the Wal-mart fairy princess story?
eh? lol I havnt ^^'
To tell a long story when I gotta go...
Guy: So, how did everything go?
Princess: Oh, everything went fine. I just put the baby in the oven and roasted it.
Guy: But wait, we don't have a... OH MY GOD. You heated the turkey?
Basically, once apon a time a Wal-Mart fairy princess was sitting on her throne watching the aisles of cheap tin appliances feeling bored. She had often saw those humans walking into her domain under the cheap shoes section and wondered what they tasted like.
So one day, her roomate brought a turkey home for thanksgiving. The holiday was still a week away at that time. The guy couldn't think of a way to explain it to her, so he simply told her it was a baby in hopes that she would be disgusted. However, because she was curious what babies tasted like, she decided to put it in the oven the moment the guy left the room. So when the guy got home later that night from work, he asks, "So, how did everything go?"
The Wal-Mart Fairy Princess111 replied, "Oh , everything went fine. I just put the baby in the oven and roasted it."
The guy thought for a moment, and then in shock said, "But wait, we don't have a... OH MY GOD. You put the turkey in the oven?