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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:33 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Spreading cynicism where it's needed.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:27 am
Hooray for cynicism, and the weirdness it brings. Oh, wait, that is me.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:44 am
I think I'm going to sue Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about men.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:53 am
Umm... Disney exaggerates their packages, does it?
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:57 am
No, they basically advertise that every girl will find her handsome prince and live happily ever after.
Lies! Lies!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:59 am
Well, maybe if you got a TIME MACHINE and went back into the 1500's, it would come true! But no! You wanna stay here, where there's television!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:08 pm
Actually, if I were to go back to any time period... the Roman Empire would be my prime time. A curvy singer? Jeez, men would be tearing down my door!
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:08 pm
Actually, the reason you can't find your prince is because there aren't any princes around. Well, there's Prince Charles, but frankly he looks like someone kissed a frog, and that frog didn't quite transform all the way.
So... What we need to do is take over a few countries, then assign monarchy to them, then you'll have plenty of princes to choose from.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:17 pm
Lol, and here I was expecting a James Purefoy retort.
Yes, Princes... provided they like me, hahaha. Then again, if I'm an Empress, they'll all have to like me.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:51 pm
If you're an Empress, i wonder what that would make me? xd And if there will be any Princes for me! whee
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:17 pm
Vankala, you're going to be my co-Empress. We'll split up the land so we both get our shares. And there will be more princes fawning over you, my dear smile . You're the sweet one wink
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:03 pm
Well... All this after I give you shares of my land, of course. Which I'm planning to take over.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:18 pm
Yup yup... the Soviet Reunion, yes?
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:08 pm
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:52 pm
I'm beginning to wonder where I fit into this "new world order" plan... >.>
Perhaps Germany... ninja
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