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 Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:46 pm
Cloud: I'm giving up my Ultima Weapon for a butter knife! It's gonna do way more damage!
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Yuffie: Red XIII! Let me dress you up!
Red XIII: &^*$ no! Last time you put me in a diaper!* I'm going to kill you for that!
Yuffie: *runs away* Cloud! Help me! He wants to kill me!
Cloud: Well, you do deserve it. You betrayed all of us and put him in a diaper. I say, Let him kill you. What do you say guys?
*Barret and the others agree with him*
Red XIII: Yes!!!! scream *attacks Yuffie*
*the diaper incident was from my previous post where I had Red XIII running with a diaper on.*
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:11 pm
silverstinger Sephiroth: *kills aeris* My bad This gave me the idea for these lines some many not be funny. 1:Sephiroth:*kills Aeris* AH s**t! I was SO aiming for Cloud!!! I need to get new pair of glasses. emo 2:Sephiroth:*kills Aeris* Wait? WHAAAAA? Square told me it was Barrett I was suppose to kill. 3:Sephiroth:*kills Aeris* Mother Smother, I did it because no one should be so nice as she was. 4:Sephiroth: *kills Aeris* AHHH Shoot, I just Killed the only person with REAL perfect breast in this world. stare Tifa:HEEEEEY!!!!! scream 5:Sephiroth:*kills Aeris* Cloud wait she was the evil one not me! AND FINALLY: Aeris:*after she dead* Hee hee Finally Now my journey to become a DEMI GOD is Complete BWAhahahahahahaha! twisted
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:40 pm
Sephiroth: *singing to himself as he's falling to stab Aeris in the chest.* Here I come to ruin the day! And I look fabulous!!!!!
*his sword breaks as the sword makes contact* What the hell?
Aeris: Ha! Bet you didn't know I had an anti-sword shield on me, huh? You're so stupid!
Sephiroth: crying crying Aeris broke my sword! Cloud, help me!
Cloud: stare I got it... *takes Buster Sword and kills Aeris with one blow*
Sephiroth: whee Yay! Let's go play Parcheesi!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:46 am
Barret: Do Any of you Fine Ladies and Gentlemen Fancy a Spot of Earl Grey Tea.....
One Winged Angel Seph in Final Battle: God Has Chosen Me to be His Messanger of Peace.... join me in a Hug You Guys... *hugs clouds group*
Aeris: What Clouds Gay and Tifa's a Lesbian Course they dont wanna have a Love Triangle with me are you INSANE?
start of FFVII, Tifa: Cloud Your a Tard i found you at the station this morning licking windows.
Cloud, Barret, Seph, Vincent and Cid - these two links say it all enjoy
http://web.mit.edu/skuld/www/FF7-spoof1.swf
http://web.mit.edu/skuld/www/FF7-spoof2.swf
mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:56 am
Tifa: Cloud, do you think I need plastic surgery?
Cloud: No Tifa. You're boobs can't possibly get any bigger.
Cid: Yeah, babe. Any bigger and those things will explode. I don't want any of your plastic goop all over my Highwind.
Tifa: Cid, you b*****d! I'm getting them no matter what you say!
***Tifa gets the plastic surgery done***
Tifa: What do you think?
Cloud: Ummm.... sweatdrop If i poke them with my Buster Sword, would they explode?
Tifa: NO! stressed
Cloud: Let's test that theory. *Cloud pokes Tifa in the breast and she explodes* I was right! Now the only left for me is Aeris.
Aeris: Yes!!!!! heart heart heart I guess it's true what they say. Slutty girls finish last!
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:01 pm
Red XIII: (Staring at Tifa) Wow.... They are so big...
Barret: I know what you mean...
Red XIII: You mean you love her legs too?
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:24 am
Havent posted in a while so expect a lot of randomness from me. WITH CROSSOVER!
Sephiroth: Soon she willl-
Cloud: -=Hits sephiroth with crow bar=-
Vincent was fighting Hojo on Sister Ray. However it doesn't look like it was going to end anytime soon. Then suddenly a Hind-D flew up the the deck.
Liquid: BRO..... wait.... wrong place.... s**t! I really need to get the directions right... anyway -=shoots Hojo and the Hind flies away=-
Vicent; And not for something completely different
'GAME OVER"
Scarlet: Hojo? What happened!? Hojo!? HOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO!!!
Cloud: To tell the truth I wanted to join the Black Ops group FOXHOUND
Zack: So why did you try to join solider?
Cloud: I don't know.... However you should look behind you?
Zack: -=turns around, but sees nothing interesting. Then he turns back and sees Cloud in a cardboard box
Tifa: You can change the future Vincent. Take the future in your own hands
Vincent: What about the past? What should I do about that?
Tifa: You want to change the past?
Vincent: to change the future the past must be.... I'll make sure he disappears, and make that chair mine
'Operation Cloud Eraser'
Vincent: If he has no reason to try to join SOLDIER then I can get the attention. -=Appears in Nibel when Cloud was a kid then shoots him=-
Lucrecia: Vincent! You changed the future! You created a time Paradox!
Vincent: Don't care....
Lucrecia: You a*****e
Vincent: I never liked you.
Lucrecia: -=slaps Vincent=- your mothers a whore!
Naked Snake wanders though a forest somewhere then spots a chocobo
Snake: What the? -=goes up to it=- a giant chicken? -=Calls para-medic=- Paramedic, I found this giant chicken. What is it?
Para-medic: Awww! Its a chocobo!
Snake: Whats a chocobo?
Para-medic: You've never seen a chocobo? What kind of backwater place did you come from anyway?
Snake: -=growl=- So how do they taste?
Para-medic: What!? You are not seriously thinking of eating one?!
Snake: Well?
Para-medic: You better not kill that poor thing snake! Even if you want to know how they taste you must not! Do you understand!?
Snake: -=Growl=- But I'm out of food!
Para-medic: What- how!?
Snake: Eva, and Ocelot ate them?
Para-medic: Even the calorie mate?
Snake: Yep
Para-medic: -=sigh=- fine, do what you want.
Snake: -=kills the chocobo=- pirate
~This post has been edited by Dread Lycan due to inappropriate content~
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:42 pm
Vincent: Cloud, I"ve gotta tell you something.
Cloud: What?
Vincent: I don't know how to say this but......I've got a pocketfull of sunshine.
Cloud: Really?
Vincent: Yeah! Check it out *opens the bag and blinds Cloud*
Cloud: Ow!!!! WTF?! No wonder you're so emo! You don't like that sunshine!
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:42 pm
G1CG Quote: "Redwolf15" Reno : did someone say....pot?
Now why wouldn't He say that?
Mapping your world! Tifa: Ya know, I've been thinking about getting a breast reduction... All the guys: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! ~~~ Black hooded man 1: Screw the reunion, I'm getting drunk with Reno. then Hopefully I can score with that Yuffie chick..
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:56 am
Sephiroth: HA HA, I can jump and land in a hover-like movement, and you can't.
Cloud(to himself): Sigh... He's right, I can't
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:59 am
Cloud fighting One-Winged Angel: Why did our game have to give the impression that we like killing God?
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:36 pm
Cloud: Hey Zack, Can I have the Buster Sword, PLEEEEAAAAASE? whee whee whee whee whee
Zack: Hell No, this is mine! stressed stressed stressed
Cloud:Awwwww........
*ShinRa Soldiers come and shoot down Zack*
Cloud: Yay! It's finally mine! I feel so cocky now cool cool cool
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:24 pm
Vincent: I want to be a moose.
Sephiroth: Why?
Vincent: Because then I can call myself Chocolate.
Sephiroth: Chocolate the moose?
Vincent: Yeah. I always wanted to be called Chocolate the moose.
*Cloud pops out of a birthday cake*
Cloud: I get it! xD Chocolate "mousse"! xDDDD AHAHAHH! SO FUNNY!
Vincent: But... it wasn't meant to be funny... *Sad-face*
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:34 pm
Palmer: So by the way.... *cough cough cough. then croaks over dead*
Rufus: Lame b*****d was useless anyway.
Scarlet: No!!!! I loved him he can't die!!! *Rushes to Palmer's aid and starts giving mouth to mouth russesitation*
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:31 pm
Cloud: why is my sword so big?
Aerith: why am i wearing pink?
Barret: where's my other hand?
Vincent: Cloud your a MORON!
Rufis: why am i working for Shinra?
Rufis: i hate my job.
Yuffie: i think the hamster in my head stopped running in his wheel.
Aerith: Cloud it's your fault that i'm dead.
RedXIII: why do i use comb's to fight?
Cid: i hate my airship you can have it Cloud.
Cloud: i'm afraid of height's.
Sephiroth: why is my sword so long?
Sephiroth: I forgot why i was trying to kill Cloud.
Sephiroth: i love my silver hair dye.
Sephiroth: why do i only have one wing.
Sephiroth: i'm going to my mom on you.
Tifa: die Cloud!!
Cait Sith: i most certainly not some kind of machine.
Cait Sith: why do i roll dice for an attack?
Cloud: why do we just stand here and get hit for nothing.
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