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 Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:14 pm
*Yanks the cork out and takes a swig, and then pulls out a knife and peels the taters.*
It'll do.
*Sets some water to boil and tosses the chopped taters in.*
Say, any word of the January contest? I got lucky this month, so I figure I'll try for two in a row.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:16 pm
All thuh fancy-pants folks're callin' fer an art contest. Me bein' thuh fine conessieur of art Ah am certainly don't mind, but Ah haven't exactly seen folks jumpin' over each other tuh participate in those kinda things whethery they'uns say they will or not.
Me personally, Ah wouldn't mind a shootin' contest. Ah've only lost but one, and thet midget ended up bein' skinned and eaten by Comanche's anyways.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:22 pm
The only shootin' I do is shootin' dice.
*Checks the taters and the grill. Tosses a couple of steaks on. Starts on some gravy.*
HA! There oughta be a dice game. May as well put the dice roll feature to use. Number gets picked and whoever rolls it first wins. That would drive folks nuttier than the slots.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:23 pm
Ah'm fixin' tuh clean up when we finally are allowed tuh play cards hyar. Provided they include a "shoot thuh cheatin' skunk dealer between thuh eyes" button.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:30 pm
I'm looking forward to blackjack myself. I'd definitely be in favor of "Yell 'You cheatin' sum'b***h!"' option.
*Flips the steaks while taking another pull from my bottle.*
Y'know, it was darnest thing last night. I had been talking to you about how even if i was lookin' to make myself available to the ladies hereabouts that they're never on when I am. Sure enough, I finally meet a girl and she drops in about fifteen minute before I gotta go. Ain't that a kicker.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:43 pm
Kitty. Charming girl.
*Mashes the taters and serves them up on a couple of plates. Smothers mine with gravy. Stabs a steak with a fork and plops it down next to my pile of taters.*
Now we're talkin'.
*Digs in.*
Oh course, we didn't get much chance to talk, me and her. Still, she makes quite an impression.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:50 pm
Hm. I'm gonna have to go soon.
*Takes another drink and eats quickly.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:51 pm
*Walks in*
Hey guys, do I smell steak?
*Sits down*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:54 pm
Yeah, Ah'm outta hyar too. 'Fraid Ah don't even have time tuh punch yuh in thuh gut, Tenderfoot.
::Tips hat to both::
Night, y'all.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:02 pm
Pleasure, as always, jawin' with ya, Hex. I've got a sack that needs hittin' m'self.
There's a couple more steaks around and some mashed potatoes and gravy. Help yourself, brother.
*Nods and slips out with the bottle.*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:31 pm
*phases in and looks around* Hello? Anyone here?
*walks over and lights 4 candles on the Menorah*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:44 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:15 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:23 am
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