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 Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:55 pm
Got stinkin' blind drunk by 10. Ah think we mighta danced. Last thing Ah remembers is waterin' one'a thuh rich guy's hedges afore passin' out.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:05 pm
Sounds like a productive evenin'. Hey, least you got to dance with here. I got the hell outta Dodge when the bald guy grove the tank through the wall.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:08 pm
Ah, yeah. Peckerhead. Well, don't look like he had a date neither.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:11 pm
It did seem to me that the tank showin' up in a tank was overcompensating for something. *Checks wound and I jolt of pain shoots through me.* OW! Damned elves...
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:12 pm
Elves? You been huntin' Santa, suh?
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:22 pm
Me? Nah. I was just running about, doing the Christmas Caroling. Santa kept telling me that I needed to sing at three more shops over and over again, despite my continued singing. I told Santa I had done the singin'. He said to sing at three more places again. I politely informed him that his counting ability was WOEfully inadequate (Politely meaning I only used the "F word" twice and didn't mention his mother). Then that Goat-raper sicced his pesky little band of midgets on me.
Scrapy little sons of guns....
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:31 pm
Ah've had mah issues with Santa in thuh past, too. 
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:36 pm
I still say that whole toy delivering thing is a cover for drug running.
*Takes another drink.*
Y'know, I was thinkin' about the last time we talked. Maybe I should give some of the ladies here a bit more consideration than just eye candy.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:47 pm
So there IS someone yuh've been givin' thuh eye to.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:49 pm
Ha ha ha ha, The eye.
*heatbeams some martinis*
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:50 pm
Not particularly, but I do think that maybe I should be open to the notion. Although, the only person I really run into around here is you, so there's not many ladies around to be considering.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:52 pm
Clark~Kent Ha ha ha ha, The eye.*heatbeams some martinis* Aw hell, not again. *Dives behind a table and flips it over to shield me.*
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:52 pm
Jaeger_Ayers Not particularly, but I do think that maybe I should be open to the notion. Although, the only person I really run into around here is you, so there's not many ladies around to be considering.
Maybe you and Hex could hook up?
wait..... Its the other cowboy, isn't it? sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:53 pm
*avoids the shattered super heated martini remains*
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:54 pm
Good evenin men.
*strolls through the door, and heads for a booth.*
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