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 Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:12 pm
Dammit all.
*X's out his scorecard.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:32 pm
So Dessie, how's the appendages?
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:03 pm
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:38 pm
Chaplain Fenix So Dessie, how's the appendages? Testing all over the place. Surgery next week.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:42 pm
Testing like... "Does it hurt when I do this? *YANKtwist*"
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:35 pm
I managed to convince someone that my IQ is 260.
Satire is a dangerous weapon.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:41 pm
I tell everyone at work that my IQ is 230.
They say "oh... okay" like I made them feel stupid by saying that...
Then they ask me why I ******** everything up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:45 pm
"If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:52 pm
"This event is the minute after you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a dead ********!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:55 pm
Bad deals!
Cars that break down!
Thieves!
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:00 pm
Don't wait!
Don't delay!
Don't ******** with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
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This sounds like the perfect marketing campaign for guys like us.
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