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 Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:26 am
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, whaddaya know? What do they have on your planet?
RUMBLE RED: Oh, not much. Long lines. Expensive bread. Rumble-doo.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:27 pm
Cosmic joy! I think this buffalo has showed me the true meaning of December-rumble-ween!
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:07 pm
This here's gonna be the biggest Decemberween rat pile in town.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:26 pm
Earthling, explain to me this pile of rotten rodentia...rumble.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:28 pm
It's Decemberween, Rumble Red. The most sanitary time of year. When everyone piles up all the dead rats they've a-cooma-lated throughout the year.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:31 pm
A Decemberween Pageant is brought to you by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. "Made from the best stuff!" And Litigation Jackson, in theaters December 27th!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:27 pm
LITIGATION JACKSON
THIS DECEMBERWEEN...
THE SYSTEM REALLY WORKS, JERKS!
A Sportsinterviews/Delabor Production
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:03 pm
Sometimes the taste of blood in the water is just so sweet, makes me wanna... I just gon..uh, I'm gonna eat your kids.
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:38 pm
STRONG SAD: Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
STRONG SAD: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:39 pm
You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:26 pm
Ooo. I'm a neglected official.
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:33 pm
Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:46 pm
Oohhh noo! You just shanked my jengaship!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:25 pm
I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four!
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:11 am
AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam.
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