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 Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:14 pm
Wish granted, but your dog eats it
I wish I could move back to my old home.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:21 am
wish granted, but it has been burned to the ground.
I wish I could have a tiger as a pet....
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:00 pm
Wish granted, but over the years of keeping said tiger as a pet, you come to find that he has a brain tumor the size of a baseball. The day before going in to take him down, he snaps and mauls you to death.
I wish I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:09 pm
Wish granted but then you get stabbed with a spear and get cooked for dinner. 8D
I wish my dad would stfu for once.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 7:39 pm
Granted! But he never speaks to anybody ever again.
I wish these warts would go away
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:04 pm
Granted but they leave permanent and unsightly scars behind.
I wish bleach didn't dry out hands.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 6:56 am
Wish Granted, but the bleach suddenly starts to burn your hands...melting it.
I wish...I had a cat. =o
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 12:26 pm
wish granted but i stole your cat :3
i wish i had a vampire boyfriend
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:38 am
LacrymosaVampiress22 wish granted but i stole your cat :3 i wish i had a vampire boyfriend Wish granted, but he decides that a late night snack is in order, and you're on the menu. And he sucks you dry, leaving not a trace behind, and you die due to lack of fluid. I wish I had my loyal Companion Cube.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:31 pm
Wish granted but it falls apart the minute you pick it up.
I wish my idiot would get back online. ;o
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:48 am
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. Granted, but then their computer crashes.
I wish summer would start already crying ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:19 pm
Wish granted, but you never find anything to do.
I wish I didn't eat my strawberry shortcake so fast. ) :
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:11 pm
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. Wish granted, but it grows stale before you eat it.
I wish my CD would escape my computer. ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:10 pm
wished granted, but it get jamed in your computer.
i wish i had some luck.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:33 am
wish granted, but it turns out to be bad luck
I wish i had a puppy
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