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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:43 am
Erik: i've set aside this time for checkin my e-mail (checks e-mail) i love you fhqwhgadskdg;jfdlgkflkhsl;hds.......
(reply) look fhqwhgads... can i just call you fhqwhgads? look fhqwhgads, i am sorry to say but the feeling is not mutual. mainly because of your long freakin' name. i mean in the time it took me to say your name i could've done all kinds of stuff like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife and WOW, i'd better go do that right now!
(Strongbad e-mail)
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:15 pm
Utakan Erik: *sees Raoul sitting in middle of room* Hey look! It Fop! *goes over to him* Raoul: What are you doing? Erik: Hmn. It look like fop. *he sniffs Raoul* Raoul: ..Excuse me?! Erik: It smell like fop. *puts ear to Raoul's head* Raoul: Stop it! Erik: It sound like fop. "Fooop. Foooop." Raoul: What in hell are you doing here?! Erik: ...*bites Raoul's head* Raoul: OW!! GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFFF!!! *starts crying* Erik: ..*spits some hair out of his mouth* and it taste like fop. It must be fop! PUNJAAAB! *punjabs* Christine: Oh Erik! Not again! *shakes head* ((Parody of what Cookie Monster from Sesame Street does with the cookie that has the letter of the day on it. I watch too much kiddie TV.)) *laughs hysterically*
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:19 pm
Erik: Myyyyyy bologna has a first name Roule: It's O-S-C-A-R Christine: My bolognoa has a second name Erik: It's M-A-Y-E-R aLL: Oh I Love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I saaaaaaay cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
I dunno. I couldn't think of anything and i just saw this commercial.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:25 pm
*sees Erik De Phantom chained MC to a silk bed in his lair*
Me: 0_0 What the feck?!
Erik De: It's not what you think! Its for you!
MC: Help me!
Me: Ya know, Dylan. I know I wanted to meet Michael but not like this! Please! Release him!
Erik De: Yes, my Love. *releases MC but then punjabs him* Now say you love me!
Me: Oh gawd... I forgot he wanted to be Roaul in the first place...
MC: Help meh! I don't want this!
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:21 pm
Gambino: I'M ALIVE! HELLO ALL! Erik: Say if you put on this mask you'd look like a hot guy that I know. Gambino: *puts it on* Wow I do feel hot. Christine: *in Paris Hilton-like attire* That's hot...
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:10 pm
Get ready kids for a Wicked Fix! two little songs from wicked manipulated to fit phantom feel free to sing along!
Raoul (spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:
Erik (spoken) My dear Father:
BOTH There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz:
Erik But of course, I'll care for Nessa:
Raoul But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH For I know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my room-mate is:
Raoul Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe:
Erik Blonde.
Raoul What is this feeling? So sudden and new?
Erik I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you:
Raoul My pulse is rushing:
Erik My head is reeling:
Raoul My face is flushing:
BOTH What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes!:Loathing Unadulterated loathing
Raoul For your face
Erik Your voice
Raoul Your clothing
BOTH Let's just say - I loathe it all Ev'ry little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure and strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long!
Ballerinas Dear Raoul, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! he's a terror! he's a Tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Raoul, you're a martyr!
Raoul Well: these things are sent to try us!
Ballerinas Poor Raoul, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We all just want to tell you: We're all on your side! We share your:
Raoul AND Erik AND Ballerinas What is this feeling Loathing So sudden and new? Unadulterated loathing I felt the moment For her face, his voice I laid eyes on you His clothing My pulse is rushing Let's just say: My head is reeling We loathe it all! Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh Yes: Begin to crawl:. Ahhh: Ahhh:
ALL Loathing!
Raoul AND Erik AND Ballerinas There's a strange exhilaration Loathing In such total detestation Loathing So pure, so strong Loathing
Ballerinas So strong!
Raoul AND Erik Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last ALL And I will be loathing Loathing For forever loathing Loathing Truly deeply loathing Loathing you My whole Loathing Life long! Unadulterated loathing
Erik Boo!
And now for our second piece!
Christine (spoken) Meggy - now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.
Meg (spoken) You really don't have to do that
Christine (spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice! (sung) Whenever I see someone Less fortunate than I (And let's face it - who isn't Less fortunate than I?) My tender heart Tends to start to bleed And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they need And even in your case Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed Follow my lead And yes, indeed You will be:
Popular! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploys When you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce I'll show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair Everything that really counts
To be popular I'll help you be popular! You'll hang with the right cohorts You'll be good at sports Know the slang you've got to know So let's start 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
Don't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as personality dialysis Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a Sister and adviser There's nobody wiser Not when it comes to popular - I know about popular And with an assist from me To be who you'll bee Instead of dreary who-you-were: are: There's nothing that can stop you From becoming popu- Ler: lar:
La la la la We're gonna make You popular
When I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf To think of Celebrated heads of state or Specially great communicators Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!
They were popular! Please - It's all about popular! It's not about aptitude It's the way you're viewed So it's very shrewd to be Very very popular Like me!
(spoken) Why, Miss Meg, look at you. You're beautiful.
Meg(spoken) I - I have to go:
Christine (spoken) You're welcome! (sung) And though you protest Your disinterest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new found popularity La la la la You'll be popular - Just not as quite as popular As me!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:20 am
Okay...I were listening to this song from Wicked...As long as you're mine..and I were just thinking of Erik/Christine.
Erik: KISS ME TOO FIERCELY, HOLD ME TOO TIGHT I NEED HELP BELIEVING YOU'RE WITH ME TONIGHT MY WILDEST DREAMINGS COULD NOT FORSEE LYING BESIDE YOU WITH YOU WANTING ME IF JUST FOR THIS MOMENT AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE I'VE LOST ALL RESISTANCE AND CROSSED SOME BORDERLINE AND IF IT TURNS OUT IT'S OVER TOO FAST I'LL MAKE EVERY LAST MOMENT LAST AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE...
Christine: MAYBE I'M BRAINLESS, MAYBE I'M WISE, BUT YOU'VE GOT ME SEEING THROUGH DIFFERENT EYES, SOMEHOW I'VE FALLEN UNDER YOUR SPELL AND SOMEHOW I'M FEELING IT'S UP THAT I FELL
Both:
EVERY MOMENT, AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE I'LL WAKE UP MY BODY AND MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME
Christine: SAY THERE'S NO FUTURE FOR US AS A PAIR...
Both:
AND THOUGH I MAY KNOW, I DON'T CARE IF JUST FOR THIS MOMENT AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE COME BE HOW YOU WANT TO AND SEE HOW BRIGHT WE SHINE! BORROW THE MOONLIGHT UNTIL IT IS THROUGH AND KNOW I'LL BE HERE HOLDING YOU... AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE...
Christine: What is it?
Erik: It's just... for the first time... I feel... wicked.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:17 pm
angry mob: alright phantom come out we have found you!
Erik: just a minute i'm in the shower!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:46 pm
Christine: God give me courage to show you, you are not alone! *le kiss* *silence* *stares into Erik's face for an answer* Erik: *starts snapping fingers in rhyme to break awkward silence* Raoul: O.o Erik: *gospely* I'm climbin' up the mountain, children! Persian: *plays the random, jazzy accompaniment on organ* Raoul: O_O DDD: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?! Erik: Gonna reach my heavenly home...!!! I'm climbin' up and workin' harder! Lord, don't ever leave me alone! Can't you see I'm tryin' to make it each day? Christine: :3 Even though trials pass my way! Erik & Christine: I'm gonna keep on climbin' 'till I reach my heavenly hoooooooooome!! Raoul: O_O I fear for my life right about now.
O_o I have no idea.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:20 pm
Erik - *looks at woman with green face* who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house?
Elphaba - Do you know who i am! i am the wicked Witch of the West!
Erik - what!?!?!
Elphaba - who the hell are you?
Erik - i'm the phantom of the opera!
Elphaba - What!?!?!?!
Erik - whatever have you seen a girl with long curly hair
Elphaba - Glinda?
Erik - No Christine!
Elphaba - is she as annoying as Glinda?
Erik - Who the hell is Glinda!?
Elphaba - the witch of the north!
Erik - I'll witch you!!! *splash*
*Elphaba falls into water of the lake and melts cursing Erik on the way down!*
Erik - *shrugs* not the first time i have been damned to hell!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:34 pm
angel_of_joy Erik - *looks at woman with green face* who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house? Elphaba - Do you know who i am! i am the wicked Witch of the West! Erik - what!?!?! Elphaba - who the hell are you? Erik - i'm the phantom of the opera! Elphaba - What!?!?!?! Erik - whatever have you seen a girl with long curly hair Elphaba - Glinda? Erik - No Christine! Elphaba - is she as annoying as Glinda? Erik - Who the hell is Glinda!? Elphaba - the witch of the north! Erik - I'll witch you!!! *splash* *Elphaba falls into water of the lake and melts cursing Erik on the way down!* Erik - *shrugs* not the first time i have been damned to hell! *sniggers*
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:45 pm
Erik: -riding in carriage- The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round! 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round all through Paris! whee
(( Or another transportation song))
Erik: -in Gondola- Row, row,row your boat! Gently through the lake! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life's a piece of cake! whee
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:58 pm
((POTO/'Dentity Crisis/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover))
Erik: What are you doing here? Edith: I'm Edith Fromage! You should know me, I invented cheese here in France. Erik: Really? Edith: And if you don't mind I'll invent something else. *Marvin the Paranoid Andriod appears* Edith: Look! I invented elves. Marvin: Maybe I'd be happier if I was born an elf, but I guess we can't determine how sad our lives are. Maybe I'd just be more depressed as a Lord of the Rings elf. Christine: You'd be hot Jane: I am not in an underground lakehouse with a deformed genius, my mother, a depressed android, and a crazed fop. Raoul: *crying* Christine the sad android is scaring me! Mr. Summers (after the sex change with his wife of course): Jane you are not really here and my wife and I can explain it. Erik: You see Jane was trying to read Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Phantom of the Opera at the same time... Jane: You aren't my therapist's wife--er--husband... Mr. Summers: Causing her libbido to act up again when finding out how similar Arthur Dent and Raoul were Raoul: *crying in fear* Stop being so sad android! Erik: Causing an air rip in the space time continuum to bring these aspects together Persian: Hi Mom! Mr. Summers: So she didn't need to face her brother/father/grandfather for the 5th time this week... Edith: Where are those three boys now. They have to help me eat the elves. Erik: And find harmony *kisses Mr. Summers* Jane: This isn't making any sense Raoul: Peter Pan makes me scream in agony Jane: Let's run away together Christine: This is absurd....
((Yes, Christine....very absurd. For that I appologize ^^))
['Dentity Crisis is a one-act play by Christopher Durang. I highly recomend it ^^]
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:58 pm
Moocat Erik: -riding in carriage- The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round! 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round all through Paris! whee (( Or another transportation song)) Erik: -in Gondola- Row, row,row your boat! Gently through the lake! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life's a piece of cake! whee LOL!! Raoul: Mmm, cake! Erik: O_O What are YOU doing in MY gondola?! Raoul: Umm.... I'm filling in for Christine? Erik: Nooooooooo!!!! >_< *Erik wakes up in bed* Erik: Oh thank God..... Darling, my Angel, I just had a terrible nightmere... *Raoul rolls over with curlers in his hair* Raoul: Don't worry dear, it's alright, I'm here now. *Erik wakes up for real this time* Erik: AHHH!! >_< O_O >_< heart heart heart ~Olivia~
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:31 pm
thats great!
*eric wlks on stage in the middle of "don Juan" and beginds snapping fingers.*
Eric: bebabdootdooda bop bop bop! *continues scat singing.*
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