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Roflmywaffle1993

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:43 am


Erik: i've set aside this time for checkin my e-mail (checks e-mail)
i love you
fhqwhgadskdg;jfdlgkflkhsl;hds.......

(reply)
look fhqwhgads... can i just call you fhqwhgads? look fhqwhgads, i am sorry to say but the feeling is not mutual. mainly because of your long freakin' name. i mean in the time it took me to say your name i could've done all kinds of stuff like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife and WOW, i'd better go do that right now!

(Strongbad e-mail)
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:15 pm


Utakan
Erik: *sees Raoul sitting in middle of room* Hey look! It Fop! *goes over to him*

Raoul: What are you doing?

Erik: Hmn. It look like fop. *he sniffs Raoul*

Raoul: ..Excuse me?!

Erik: It smell like fop. *puts ear to Raoul's head*

Raoul: Stop it!

Erik: It sound like fop. "Fooop. Foooop."

Raoul: What in hell are you doing here?!

Erik: ...*bites Raoul's head*

Raoul: OW!! GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFFF!!! *starts crying*

Erik: ..*spits some hair out of his mouth* and it taste like fop. It must be fop! PUNJAAAB! *punjabs*

Christine: Oh Erik! Not again! *shakes head*

((Parody of what Cookie Monster from Sesame Street does with the cookie that has the letter of the day on it. I watch too much kiddie TV.))


*laughs hysterically*

MalineMoonFeather


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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:19 pm


Erik: Myyyyyy bologna has a first name
Roule: It's O-S-C-A-R
Christine: My bolognoa has a second name
Erik: It's M-A-Y-E-R
aLL: Oh I Love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I saaaaaaay cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

I dunno. I couldn't think of anything and i just saw this commercial.
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:25 pm


*sees Erik De Phantom chained MC to a silk bed in his lair*

Me: 0_0 What the feck?!

Erik De: It's not what you think! Its for you!

MC: Help me!

Me: Ya know, Dylan. I know I wanted to meet Michael but not like this!
Please! Release him!

Erik De: Yes, my Love. *releases MC but then punjabs him*
Now say you love me!

Me: Oh gawd... I forgot he wanted to be Roaul in the first place...

MC: Help meh! I don't want this!

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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:21 pm


Gambino: I'M ALIVE! HELLO ALL!
Erik: Say if you put on this mask you'd look like a hot guy that I know.
Gambino: *puts it on* Wow I do feel hot.
Christine: *in Paris Hilton-like attire* That's hot...
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:10 pm


Get ready kids for a Wicked Fix! two little songs from wicked manipulated to fit phantom feel free to sing along!

Raoul
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:

Erik
(spoken) My dear Father:

BOTH
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:

Erik
But of course, I'll care for Nessa:

Raoul
But of course, I'll rise above it:

BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:

Raoul
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

Erik
Blonde.

Raoul
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

Erik
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:

Raoul
My pulse is rushing:

Erik
My head is reeling:

Raoul
My face is flushing:

BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!:Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

Raoul
For your face

Erik
Your voice

Raoul
Your clothing

BOTH
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

Ballerinas
Dear Raoul, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
he's a terror! he's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Raoul, you're a martyr!

Raoul
Well: these things are sent to try us!

Ballerinas
Poor Raoul, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

Raoul AND Erik AND Ballerinas
What is this feeling Loathing
So sudden and new? Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment For her face, his voice
I laid eyes on you His clothing
My pulse is rushing Let's just say:
My head is reeling We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh
Yes: Begin to crawl:.
Ahhh: Ahhh:

ALL
Loathing!

Raoul AND Erik AND Ballerinas
There's a strange exhilaration Loathing
In such total detestation Loathing
So pure, so strong Loathing

Ballerinas
So strong!

Raoul AND Erik
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last ALL
And I will be loathing Loathing
For forever loathing Loathing
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you
My whole Loathing
Life long! Unadulterated loathing

Erik
Boo!


And now for our second piece!


Christine
(spoken) Meggy - now that we're friends, I've decided to
make you my new project.

Meg
(spoken) You really don't have to do that

Christine
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung) Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll bee
Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

(spoken) Why, Miss Meg, look at you. You're beautiful.

Meg(spoken) I - I have to go:

Christine
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!

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PhantomPhriend

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:20 am


Okay...I were listening to this song from Wicked...As long as you're mine..and I were just thinking of Erik/Christine.

Erik: KISS ME TOO FIERCELY, HOLD ME TOO TIGHT
I NEED HELP BELIEVING YOU'RE WITH ME TONIGHT
MY WILDEST DREAMINGS COULD NOT FORSEE
LYING BESIDE YOU WITH YOU WANTING ME
IF JUST FOR THIS MOMENT
AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE
I'VE LOST ALL RESISTANCE
AND CROSSED SOME BORDERLINE
AND IF IT TURNS OUT
IT'S OVER TOO FAST
I'LL MAKE EVERY LAST MOMENT LAST
AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE...

Christine:
MAYBE I'M BRAINLESS, MAYBE I'M WISE,
BUT YOU'VE GOT ME SEEING THROUGH DIFFERENT EYES,
SOMEHOW I'VE FALLEN UNDER YOUR SPELL
AND SOMEHOW I'M FEELING
IT'S UP THAT I FELL

Both:

EVERY MOMENT, AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE
I'LL WAKE UP MY BODY
AND MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME

Christine:
SAY THERE'S NO FUTURE
FOR US AS A PAIR...

Both:

AND THOUGH I MAY KNOW,
I DON'T CARE
IF JUST FOR THIS MOMENT
AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE
COME BE HOW YOU WANT TO
AND SEE HOW BRIGHT WE SHINE!
BORROW THE MOONLIGHT
UNTIL IT IS THROUGH
AND KNOW I'LL BE HERE HOLDING YOU...
AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE...

Christine: What is it?

Erik: It's just... for the first time... I feel... wicked.
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:17 pm


angry mob: alright phantom come out we have found you!

Erik: just a minute i'm in the shower!

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Chloroformed Dishrag

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:46 pm


Christine: God give me courage to show you, you are not alone! *le kiss* *silence* *stares into Erik's face for an answer*
Erik: *starts snapping fingers in rhyme to break awkward silence*
Raoul: O.o
Erik: *gospely* I'm climbin' up the mountain, children!
Persian: *plays the random, jazzy accompaniment on organ*
Raoul: O_O DDD: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?!
Erik: Gonna reach my heavenly home...!!! I'm climbin' up and workin' harder! Lord, don't ever leave me alone! Can't you see I'm tryin' to make it each day?
Christine: :3 Even though trials pass my way!
Erik & Christine: I'm gonna keep on climbin' 'till I reach my heavenly hoooooooooome!!
Raoul: O_O I fear for my life right about now.


O_o I have no idea.
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:20 pm


Erik - *looks at woman with green face* who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house?

Elphaba - Do you know who i am! i am the wicked Witch of the West!

Erik - what!?!?!

Elphaba - who the hell are you?

Erik - i'm the phantom of the opera!

Elphaba - What!?!?!?!

Erik - whatever have you seen a girl with long curly hair

Elphaba - Glinda?

Erik - No Christine!

Elphaba - is she as annoying as Glinda?

Erik - Who the hell is Glinda!?

Elphaba - the witch of the north!

Erik - I'll witch you!!! *splash*

*Elphaba falls into water of the lake and melts cursing Erik on the way down!*

Erik - *shrugs* not the first time i have been damned to hell!

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:34 pm


angel_of_joy
Erik - *looks at woman with green face* who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing in my house?

Elphaba - Do you know who i am! i am the wicked Witch of the West!

Erik - what!?!?!

Elphaba - who the hell are you?

Erik - i'm the phantom of the opera!

Elphaba - What!?!?!?!

Erik - whatever have you seen a girl with long curly hair

Elphaba - Glinda?

Erik - No Christine!

Elphaba - is she as annoying as Glinda?

Erik - Who the hell is Glinda!?

Elphaba - the witch of the north!

Erik - I'll witch you!!! *splash*

*Elphaba falls into water of the lake and melts cursing Erik on the way down!*

Erik - *shrugs* not the first time i have been damned to hell!

*sniggers*
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:45 pm


Erik: -riding in carriage- The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round! 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round all through Paris! whee

(( Or another transportation song))

Erik: -in Gondola- Row, row,row your boat! Gently through the lake! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life's a piece of cake! whee

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:58 pm


((POTO/'Dentity Crisis/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover))

Erik: What are you doing here?
Edith: I'm Edith Fromage! You should know me, I invented cheese here in France.
Erik: Really?
Edith: And if you don't mind I'll invent something else.
*Marvin the Paranoid Andriod appears*
Edith: Look! I invented elves.
Marvin: Maybe I'd be happier if I was born an elf, but I guess we can't determine how sad our lives are. Maybe I'd just be more depressed as a Lord of the Rings elf.
Christine: You'd be hot
Jane: I am not in an underground lakehouse with a deformed genius, my mother, a depressed android, and a crazed fop.
Raoul: *crying* Christine the sad android is scaring me!
Mr. Summers (after the sex change with his wife of course): Jane you are not really here and my wife and I can explain it.
Erik: You see Jane was trying to read Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Phantom of the Opera at the same time...
Jane: You aren't my therapist's wife--er--husband...
Mr. Summers: Causing her libbido to act up again when finding out how similar Arthur Dent and Raoul were
Raoul: *crying in fear* Stop being so sad android!
Erik: Causing an air rip in the space time continuum to bring these aspects together
Persian: Hi Mom!
Mr. Summers: So she didn't need to face her brother/father/grandfather for the 5th time this week...
Edith: Where are those three boys now. They have to help me eat the elves.
Erik: And find harmony *kisses Mr. Summers*
Jane: This isn't making any sense
Raoul: Peter Pan makes me scream in agony
Jane: Let's run away together
Christine: This is absurd....


((Yes, Christine....very absurd. For that I appologize ^^))

['Dentity Crisis is a one-act play by Christopher Durang. I highly recomend it ^^]
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:58 pm


Moocat
Erik: -riding in carriage- The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round! 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round! The wheels on the carriage go 'round and 'round all through Paris! whee

(( Or another transportation song))

Erik: -in Gondola- Row, row,row your boat! Gently through the lake! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life's a piece of cake! whee



LOL!!


Raoul: Mmm, cake!
Erik: O_O What are YOU doing in MY gondola?!
Raoul: Umm.... I'm filling in for Christine?
Erik: Nooooooooo!!!! >_<
*Erik wakes up in bed*
Erik: Oh thank God..... Darling, my Angel, I just had a terrible nightmere...
*Raoul rolls over with curlers in his hair*
Raoul: Don't worry dear, it's alright, I'm here now.
*Erik wakes up for real this time*
Erik: AHHH!! >_< O_O >_<



heart heart heart


~Olivia~

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CelticRose12

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:31 pm


thats great!


*eric wlks on stage in the middle of "don Juan" and beginds snapping fingers.*

Eric: bebabdootdooda bop bop bop! *continues scat singing.*
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