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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:51 pm
cup_noodles Lethkhar Granted, but Phil Collins quits because of it. I wish I could draw. Granted, you now draw with the wonders of a god. Thousands swoon over your artwork and worship you as a king. They eventually become crazy over you forcing you to go into hiding and never seeing the light of day again.
I wish for a Santa hat. Granted, but it was made from an old magician's hat and so a rabid killer rabbit comes forth from the hat and steals all of your clothes except for the hat. At that moment, the bouncer at a strip joint sees you and forces you into a Christmas of slavery as a pole dancer for the turtle and mice of the underworld. I wish for a Bible in the original text.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:59 am
Aino Ailill cup_noodles Lethkhar Granted, but Phil Collins quits because of it. I wish I could draw. Granted, you now draw with the wonders of a god. Thousands swoon over your artwork and worship you as a king. They eventually become crazy over you forcing you to go into hiding and never seeing the light of day again.
I wish for a Santa hat. Granted, but it was made from an old magician's hat and so a rabid killer rabbit comes forth from the hat and steals all of your clothes except for the hat. At that moment, the bouncer at a strip joint sees you and forces you into a Christmas of slavery as a pole dancer for the turtle and mice of the underworld. I wish for a Bible in the original text. Granted. It contains slightly fewer contradictions and political interjections. And it smells funny. I wish finals week was less not fun.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:17 pm
Tenth Speed Writer Aino Ailill cup_noodles Lethkhar Granted, but Phil Collins quits because of it. I wish I could draw. Granted, you now draw with the wonders of a god. Thousands swoon over your artwork and worship you as a king. They eventually become crazy over you forcing you to go into hiding and never seeing the light of day again.
I wish for a Santa hat. Granted, but it was made from an old magician's hat and so a rabid killer rabbit comes forth from the hat and steals all of your clothes except for the hat. At that moment, the bouncer at a strip joint sees you and forces you into a Christmas of slavery as a pole dancer for the turtle and mice of the underworld. I wish for a Bible in the original text. Granted. It contains slightly fewer contradictions and political interjections. And it smells funny. I wish finals week was less not fun. Granted. You had a party in every one of your final exam classes and believe you've won the lottery. Unfortunately, you spent too much time partying and not taking the actual exam and thus failed while also, after spending your savings, discover that your winning of the lottery was an elaborate hoax of the design of your new arch rival, Jerthupian. *EDIT: I wish I could regularly make more than 1K gold (on Gaia) a day.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:56 am
Granted, but you have to spend 6 hours on it every day.
I wish my job was harder.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:16 pm
Granted. Your job is now so hard that it solidifys and crushes you under its weight. Bad luck doll.
I wish I could have a stellar (not great, not awesome, but stellar) literate rp that didn't contract that deadly disease called n00bs.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:38 am
PickleBoy Granted. Your job is now so hard that it solidifys and crushes you under its weight. Bad luck doll. I wish I could have a stellar (not great, not awesome, but stellar) literate rp that didn't contract that deadly disease called n00bs. Granted. Instead you get tight-assed rule lawyers. I wish for snow on christmas eve.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:07 pm
Granted, you get so much snow that everyones heating units blow out and over the night they freeze to death in their sleep. You wake up, frozen in your house and the only who survived the night. Merry Christmas!
I wish I could get a job at.. um... either Game Stop of Starbucks. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:04 pm
PickleBoy I wish I could get a job at.. um... either Game Stop of Starbucks. biggrin Granted. Like me, you now spend a significant portion of your working time answering questions from people who think that "Nintendo" is a console. I wish I had a pound for every time somebody asked me for a Nintendo and gave me a blank look when I asked if they meant a DS or a Wii.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:53 pm
((XD))
Granted, you are now pretty much well pounded meat which we use for our X-mas dinner. Mmm, tender.
I wish there was a cold cure. No, no, I wish I invented the cure for the common cold. twisted
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:36 am
PickleBoy I wish there was a cold cure. No, no, I wish I invented the cure for the common cold. twisted Granted. The pharmaceutical industry goes bankrupt and can't afford to produce cures for anything. Ironically, you catch a cold that goes untreated and die. I wish I didn't have biology in two hours.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:19 pm
Granted. You now have it in half an hour.
I wish my car would just magically heal itself.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:58 pm
Granted. It heals itself, but since it cannot technically get injured as it is not alive, it remains the same. (You should've used the word fixed biggrin )
I wish that.... I was a master strategist and professional go player.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:14 pm
Granted, you now spend all your time staring at a board of little white and black stones and wondering just which way would be the best to go. Because ceratinly if you move to the left then the other person will do this, but if you move to the right, they'll do that and if you go forward they'll do this and if you...
I wish the stupid people who randomly im you and tell you they love you would die.
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:32 am
PickleBoy Granted, you now spend all your time staring at a board of little white and black stones and wondering just which way would be the best to go. Because ceratinly if you move to the left then the other person will do this, but if you move to the right, they'll do that and if you go forward they'll do this and if you... I wish the stupid people who randomly im you and tell you they love you would die. Granted, they die but the people who randomly IM you to flame you are still alive and well.
I wish for some better soap.
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:00 pm
Granted, the soap is so potent it dissolves the flesh from your bones.
I wish my brother didn't want to go curling tomorrow.
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