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 Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:28 pm
 someone just dropped a cinderblock on your toes.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:30 am
 You were caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar by God.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:57 am
You were attacked by a angry mob of birds.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:02 pm
 You just won "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:59 am
 Out of desperation, you saw a cactus as water.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:06 pm
 How do you think balloons work?
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:31 pm
 Your mom goes to college.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:14 am
 You your sister was eaten by a killer tomato.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:20 am
 You left the oven on and your house burnt down.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:32 pm
 You're about to go on a date for the first time in 9 years.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:34 pm
 You finally realize why the chicken crossed the road.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:30 pm
 You are faced with a large manly lion and his pride.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:36 pm
 The snowflakes you're catching on your tongue, turn out to be cremated ashes.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:50 pm
 Some dude just cut in front of you and parked in your parking space.
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