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 Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:30 pm
Oh, I hate when that happens, but when dining with the queen you really must be more careful... or to be safe, just not eat at all. I'm calling from jail because I refused to eat!! 
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:53 pm
I told you swallowing the diamond was a bad idea
Call from jail because I was reading.
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:15 pm
I told you that neighbourhood is not friendly to those who enjoy reading...
I'm calling from jail because I farted and burped in public.
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:49 am
Yes, but what you failed to mention was it was at the dinner table. I'm calling from jail because I refused to go to the pool in daylight hours. I didn't want that much sun exposure!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:38 pm
How many times have I told you people might mistake you for a vampire if you lurk around at night doing things most people do in the daylight.
I'm calling from jail because I wore my pjs all day long.
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:22 pm
Guess I'll be taken in next!! I'm calling from jail because I built a house out of textbooks in the library (with penny detailing lol [ref from a post elsewhere]). Apparently they frown on creativity!! I got the idea, where else, but from a book!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:27 pm
rofl
I told you people get scared when they see someone come out of a house of books in their bathrobe, it distracts people from studying.
I'm calling from jail because I was too excited!
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:32 pm
Was that excitement? You scared us all... we thought you had gone mad! I'm calling from jail because I tried to marry a statue.
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Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:45 am
I told you people don't look kindly on those who marry inanimate objects.
I'm calling from jail because I haven't had my morning coffee yet and am cranky.
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Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:59 am
You should have asked me... I'd have gotten you some. Still nursing mine. Well more like rationing it because I don't want to make more... I'm calling from jail because I was riding around in a dryer at the local laundromat.
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:42 am
I told you it scares people when they walk into the laundromat to find someone in one of the dryers... They tend to think the worst...
I'm calling from Jail cause I stayed up to late last night and woke up too early.
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:09 pm
Oh, sorry about that... next time get to bed on time! I'm calling from jail because I stayed out way too late last night... but I did get to see (and photograph) the sunrise before they caught me!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:30 am
I told you people don't take kindly to those who stay out all night, especially when they wake up to find you in their trees trying to get a good shot of the sunrise.
I'm calling from jail because I they kept asking me to put something over my bathing suit but I refused.
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:30 pm
Guess you're just too sexy for them and they're all super jealous! I'm calling from jail because I came to visit you and I guess they thought I belonged, because now I am locked up too!! crying
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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:15 pm
I told you these guys are crazy.
I'm calling from Jail because I smiled to much in grumpy town.
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