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 Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:41 am
Fortunately, the assassin is a complete idiot.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:45 am
Unfortunately, the assassin had a machine gun.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:01 am
Fortunately, the machine gun had no ammo.
(because the assassin is a complete idiot)
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:30 am
 M o n o c h r o m e M a k e u p
╔═══════════════════════════════════════╗ Unfortunately, being the idiot he is,
he somehow managed to give himself a black eye
with the butt of the gun.
╚═══════════════════════════════════════╝
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:46 pm
Fortunately, you killed the assassin while he was whining about his black eye.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:31 pm
Unfortunately, You die too for no reason.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:46 pm
Forunately, Edward Cullen runs in and kisses you... I think it revives you or some s**t like that...
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:58 pm
Unfortunately, you find out you are now a vampire. Even worse, you find out that you sparkle in the sunlight.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:03 pm
Special_Girl Unfortunately, you find out you are now a vampire. Even worse, you find out that you sparkle in the sunlight. (Nice...) Fortunately, all the Twilight fangirls find that hot and you get a girlfriend out of it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:10 pm
Unfortunately, you are actually a straight girl, so you don't want a girlfriend.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:13 pm
Fortunately, you find a vampire guy that's just your type.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:17 pm
Unfortunately, your type is creepy rapist serial killer.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:21 pm
Fortunately, he decides not to rape and/or kill you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:22 pm
Unfortunately, he still is creepy and scares off all of your friends.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:25 pm
Fortunately, you hate your friends.
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